Over in Georgia (the country, not the state), the Azerbaijani news site Trend is reporting that locals are scratching their heads over the birth of a six-legged bisexual lamb.
“I have been asking the other shepherds, but none of them remember such case,” said shepherd Abadzhanov Albert. “There were three-legged lambs, one-eyed, but not six legged, bisexual one. The lamb eats well, but moves with difficulty.”
Um, exactly how would a shepherd know his sheep is bisexual?
We’re gonna avoid any horny-farmer jokes and assume this is just a bad Google translation of “hermaphrodite.”
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UPDATE: Here’s a video of the cute little thing.
Photos: Trend, Roger Davies
MikeE
how do you know the lamb ISN’T bisexual?
maybe when the shepherd asked the lamb to, you know, wink-wink-nudge-nudge, the lamb asked if the cow could join in?
Olive Austin
They’re going to need more mint jelly.
Isaac C
I see that Queerty is now promoting the liberal bisexual lamb agenda.
God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Ewe.
Drew
I count 7 legs in the photo.
Drew
Why doesn’t queerty run articles about bisexual people? They wrote articles on the “shit gay men say” videos but there’s a “shit bisexuals say” video that got no article at all.
Miss Understood
@Drew: How’s “I like the pole AND the hole”?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6epnDpt0Qg
Rio
Congratulations on the newest addition to the Kardashian family!
MikeE
I think the lamb is baaaaaaaaah-sexual
Jeff
Everyone knows that having six legs means your bisexual.
George
I live in Georgia and gotta say: This Azer-news or sth like that is fu**in’ trolling you. The news is NOT true and can NOT be true, because this particular photo was released/shared a long time ago from somewhere in the world. Trust Google Images and remove this silly “news”
Stupid
When’s its parade?
Rowan
Jeff, don’t you mean bi”six”ual?