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WATCH: Azerbaijani News Site Reports Six-Legged Bisexual Lamb Born In Georgian Village

Over in Georgia (the country, not the state), the Azerbaijani news site Trend is reporting that locals are scratching their heads over the birth of a six-legged bisexual lamb.

“I have been asking the other shepherds, but none of them remember such case,” said shepherd Abadzhanov Albert. “There were three-legged lambs, one-eyed, but not six legged, bisexual one. The lamb eats well, but moves with difficulty.”

Um, exactly how would a shepherd know his sheep is bisexual?

We’re gonna avoid any horny-farmer jokes and assume this is just a bad Google translation of “hermaphrodite.”

We hope so, anyway.

UPDATE: Here’s a video of the cute little thing.


Photos: Trend Roger Davies

By:           Evan Mulvihill
On:           Jan 26, 2012
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  • 12 Comments
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      how do you know the lamb ISN’T bisexual?
      maybe when the shepherd asked the lamb to, you know, wink-wink-nudge-nudge, the lamb asked if the cow could join in?

      Jan 26, 2012 at 1:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Olive Austin
      Olive Austin

      They’re going to need more mint jelly.

      Jan 26, 2012 at 1:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Isaac C
      Isaac C

      I see that Queerty is now promoting the liberal bisexual lamb agenda.

      God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Ewe.

      Jan 26, 2012 at 1:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Drew
      Drew

      I count 7 legs in the photo.

      Jan 26, 2012 at 2:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Drew
      Drew

      Why doesn’t queerty run articles about bisexual people? They wrote articles on the “shit gay men say” videos but there’s a “shit bisexuals say” video that got no article at all.

      Jan 26, 2012 at 2:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Miss Understood
      Miss Understood

      @Drew: How’s “I like the pole AND the hole”?

      Jan 26, 2012 at 2:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rio
      Rio

      Congratulations on the newest addition to the Kardashian family!

      Jan 26, 2012 at 5:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      I think the lamb is baaaaaaaaah-sexual

      Jan 26, 2012 at 6:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeff
      Jeff

      Everyone knows that having six legs means your bisexual.

      Jan 26, 2012 at 6:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • George
      George

      I live in Georgia and gotta say: This Azer-news or sth like that is fu**in’ trolling you. The news is NOT true and can NOT be true, because this particular photo was released/shared a long time ago from somewhere in the world. Trust Google Images and remove this silly “news”

      Jan 26, 2012 at 6:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stupid
      Stupid

      When’s its parade?

      Jan 26, 2012 at 9:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rowan
      Rowan

      Jeff, don’t you mean bi”six”ual?

      Jan 27, 2012 at 2:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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