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Bad Date? Don’t Hate. You’re One Step Closer To Bingo Victory!

Next time you have a shitty date, take some minor comfort in the fact that as soon as you get home you can “X” off another square on your Bad Date Bingo card. Get five in a row you win… a wasted month, sympathy from your friends, or a pity cocktail. Congratubortions!

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By: Daniel Villarreal
On: Jul 15, 2011
Tagged: Games

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No. 1 · Jimmy Fury
What’s wrong with shiny black shoes?

Jul 15, 2011 at 3:08 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 2 · Gorbeh
I don’t dance or drink, so is this why I’m single?

Jul 15, 2011 at 3:47 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 3 · Red Meat
Mark Zuckerberg is not just a bad kisser, he looks like he would be completely dull in bed. I would let him rape my anus for 1% of his fortune however. Please don’t judge me.

Jul 15, 2011 at 5:08 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 4 · Riker
@Red Meat: I would for 0.1%.

Jul 15, 2011 at 7:44 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 5 · Mahhhhttt
Oh come on, I can’t help being a picky eater. I’ve tried to expand but the textures drive me insane. Also…I’m a little shy on the first date, regardless of what happens ;)

Jul 15, 2011 at 8:31 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 6 · HAL
@Red Meat & @Riker: Are we talking net worth here? Or actual money in his bank account, because that’s a big difference.

Jul 16, 2011 at 12:14 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 7 · Jeffree
A woman I worked with once set me up on a blind date with a very handsome, smart & funny guy.

Problem was that he is straight — not even a tiny bit bi. Apparently, his mom questioned his orientation because he wasn’t dating women & so she rigged the whole arrangement to see if my gaydar pinged.

We did have a bunch of laughs & good food (he paid, too!). He’s now dating a lovely woman who shares his interests in beekeeping & global warming. (That whole bee thing would’ve been a deàlbreaker for me even if he was gay…)

Jul 17, 2011 at 11:59 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 8 · Gorbeh
I like bees!

Jul 17, 2011 at 9:12 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 9 · Jeffree
@Gorbeh: lol, well I’m sure you’re a great person otherwise! The beekeeper guy I went out with is an “environmental scientist” & *did* school me on how /why bees are important in the environment, so it wasn’t a total waste of a date….

Jul 17, 2011 at 9:33 pm · @Reply · Flag