Bad, Funny Medicine For The Gays
 

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The gay debates rage hard in Jamaica, where Prime Minister Bruce Golding recently insisted he would never include a queer in his cabinet. Well, the public has been getting all sorts of hot and bothered on the same-sex subject. First we had a gay telling Golding to liven up his government with the lavender set, and now we have - well, something

As a nation we are frothing with indignation that we are being forced to bend at the waist to accommodate the homosexual lifestyles.

We have our own social codes, but little does anyone know that we also have the perfect deterrent and punishment. For those lesbian women and gay men, our society should make mandatory the punishment by enforced consumption of large quantities of Scotch bonnet peppers.

This will cause severe burning at both the North and South poles (I try, like Oscar Wilde, to be delicate). The effects will be obvious and inflammatory and act as well as a deterrent.

So, who wants to come over this weekend and give this theory a go? We'll supply the toilet paper. And, yes, we're joking, just like whoever wrote this missive - we hope they're joking, at least…

Comments (9)

No. 1 · ggreen

This is nothing compared to what the Scientologists believe and yet you advertise daily for Tom Cruise’s web site on your blog.

Posted: Jun 20, 2008 at 9:00 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Andy

All gay tourists should boycott the Caribbean — and let them know why we're doing it. Eventually they'll notice the decline in their incomes, and start to change their views.

Posted: Jun 20, 2008 at 9:26 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Bob R

I do, and have for years, boycotted all things Jamaican. I would never spend a penny anywhere in the Caribbean or knowingly buy merchandise or products produced in the Caribbean. That's just me. I try not to spend my money supporting people that not only hate me, but would visit violence upon me. It's not always possible to do, but when and where it is, I make an effort to boycott these folks and their culture and products.

Posted: Jun 20, 2008 at 9:45 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · fredo777

Agreed. Not a dime.

Posted: Jun 20, 2008 at 10:07 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Shabaka

Nope no gay $$$ from me AT ALL!! This idiot cites Oscar Wilde without even realizing his homosexual tendencies.Laughable!!

Posted: Jun 20, 2008 at 11:21 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · CHURCHILL-Y

NO man, they are not joking about that shit, they mean it and compared to what they really do to gay people, especially to gay men over there that can be considered tame.

Posted: Jun 20, 2008 at 12:42 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Charles J. Mueller

I'm with you Bob, Fredo777 and Shabaka. Those Caribbean idiots can kiss my inflamed ass. ;)
Not a Ducat.

Posted: Jun 20, 2008 at 4:08 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · BobP

Everyone should boycott all things Jamaican. Tell your straight friends to boycott them as well. My travel writer husband and I had dinner with a friend who brought the head of the Jamaican tourist board! I almost bolted, but changed my mind. She asked us what she could do to get us to come Jamaica and write about it. I looked her in the eye and said "absolutely nothing".
These bigots will change their tune when they wake up and realize how much money gays spend on travel, and then it will be too late.
We WILL have the last laugh.

Posted: Jun 20, 2008 at 5:44 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · ron

California..YES!!!! ; Jamaica…NO!!!!!!

Posted: Jun 21, 2008 at 5:01 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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