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These individually-wrapped, travel-sized cleansing wipes hit the market earlier this year, but now that temperatures are climbing, the company has ramped up its marketing.
Here’s their latest commercial…
h/t: Joe.My.God.
Billy Budd
I live in the tropics and I use baby powder inside my underwear. I spread it all around and it protects me. One shower a day is enough.
Dave Downunder
I have to say that if you are showering every day then this sort of thing shouldn’t be needed. Sounds like nothing more than a marketing gimmick with a naff advert to go with it.
jheryn
For the commercial… …there are no words.
Next up: Singing vagina’s for feminine hygiene commercials.
Kangol
These things have the potential to DESTROY THE ENVIRONMENT. Please, avoid anything that is not 100% recyclable and biodegradable.
A daily shower or bath will do the trick.
You don’t need extraneous, environmentally destructive landfill-bound or ocean-bound “towelettes.” (Sorry, Queerty, if you they’re a sponsor, but this kind of stuff is really gunking up pipes, the ocean, everything!)
rod815
That’s corny, men will never go for it. You never direct market to a man’s thingy, indirectley maybe.
jerkinns
What about just take a bath everyday? No need to feminize guys (further?)
OzJosh
A classic example of advertising creating a need for a product where none has ever existed. But watch, there will be enough idiot guys who will fall for it.
archiesdaddy
To all on the British side of the Atlantic I say pick up a couple of packets of baby wipes. If they are okay for a baby then they won’t do your balls the least harm…..these are times of austerity, chaps…European
Nahald
@jheryn: LMAO !
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corn starch.
spiffy
Unscented baby wipes works just as well. But no wipes in the world can beat a real bath/shower though.
Bellamy
WHY do they always have a Fish narrate male genital commercials?! The LAST thing I want to hear if I’m dealing with a “male problem” – whether it’s schwetty balls or prostate problems or erection problems or jock itch – is a FEMALE who has no clue what its like to have a penis and nutsack trying to comfort me and tell me about a cure! How often do you hear a male narrate a Summer’s Eve Douche commercial?! I do not want to see or a hear a female in a commercial about anything behind a man’s underwear.
Tony G
Those are just baby wipes. (no pun intended)
Pete
Some of us kind of like the way it smells down there on a hot day
Pete
I thought most of us boys like us liked the way it smelled downtown, especially on a hot summer day or after a work-out!