Wow! Congratulations to Barack and Michelle Obama!
The Democratic power couple have finally made it now that tab-rag Us Weekly gave them their coveted cover, right next to Angelina’s pregnant sex stories and an extensive report on Mrs. Hulk Hogan romance with a man half her age. ‘Tis a proud moment in American politics – and a sure fire way to grab some new lady voters!
Now, who wants to place bets on when a black couple – or black person! – next grace the weekly’s cover?