Comments on: Barack Obama in Gay Sex & Drug Scandal, According to World’s Most Accurate News Publication

By: Andrew Yu-Jen Wang

Andrew Yu-Jen Wang — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 06:12:05 +0000

Speaking of Barack Obama:

Barack Obama is a racial-minority individual, and in his heart and mind he inevitably does not endorse hate crimes committed by George W. Bush.

George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism (indicated in my blog).

George W. Bush did in fact commit innumerable hate crimes.

And I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed other hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention.

Many people know what Bush did.

And many people will know what Bush did—even to the end of the world.

Bush was absolute evil.

Bush is now like a fugitive from justice.

Bush is a psychological prisoner.

Bush has a lot to worry about.

Bush can technically be prosecuted for hate crimes at any time.

In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy.

Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993

“GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY” BLOG OF ANDREW YU-JEN WANG
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I am not sure where I had read it before, but anyway, it is a linguistically excellent statement, and it goes kind of like this: “If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.” Oh wait—off the top of my head—I think the quotation came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.

By: jaymefrommichigan

jaymefrommichigan — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:54:57 +0000

I wonder what it is like to work at The Globe. I should put in my resume.

By: Jason

Jason — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 16:57:04 +0000

If they wanted to put something much more believable out there they would look into the possibility that Obama is the “Real” Manchurian Candidate. It looks very posssible that he, Polosi and Reid are brainwashed Soviet plants that activated 20 years too late. Karl Marx and Lenin would be very proud of the new American leadership.

By: Jaroslaw

Jaroslaw — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 14:32:43 +0000

My favorite was Weekly World News – about 15 years ago there was a photo of a woman on and ice floe – the headline read “woman found alive on ice floe from Titanic shipwreck.” Like she could live on ice alone for 70 years? I applaud the imagination of the writers for the most part though. How to think up such nonsense week after week.

Oh, another one – page 47 “I was a whore in outer space” followed up on page 48 with “my favorite Bible verse!”

By: HYHYBT

HYHYBT — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 07:50:24 +0000

@cruiser: “How many times do they have to be taken to court by famous persons before they realize, you can’t go around just making things up about someone just because they are in the public eye…”

They can keep it up indefinitely as long as they make more selling the magazines than they lose in the lawsuits.

It’s not as bad as it seems, though: how many of their readers actually *believe* what they write, and how many buy it because they enjoy seeing what nonsense they’ll come up with next?

By: Josh Lanzara

Josh Lanzara — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:15:56 +0000

These tabloid rags have broken many absurd-sounding stories that turned out to be true. Remember John Edwards and his mistress? What about Gary Hart and his affair? And countless others. The Rense website has a lot of info about Obama. Obama is very intelligent and a great speaker, but then, so is Madoff.

By: Sebbe

Sebbe — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:57:17 +0000

@Henry Holland – I totally saw that Bush Suicidal cover too. I was tempted to buy it just for the fun of it, but couldn’t bring myself to do it.

By: Phoenix (Mocks your taste in literature)

Phoenix (Mocks your taste in literature) — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 02:29:48 +0000

That story of Obama picking up a gay Extraterrestrial Elvis Clone at a bar and scoring & doing blow is totally and completely true. Recently their illegitimate alien hybrid offspring hatched out of a watermelon.

By: gurlene

gurlene — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 01:53:35 +0000

Obama has admitted to past cocaine use and since he appears to a human being with feelings I am sure it made him freaky too. I would not be surprised if he has a freak streak in him but so what. He is cute.

I have no doubt those are his kids and he and Michele do love each other. I prefer him to that obvious pic-a-ninny cow praising Gov. Jindal any day.

By: Fiftyninth

Fiftyninth — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 22:54:59 +0000

Well, Roger, said to have to say it this way, but the Globe is hardly the National Enquirer.

By: roger

roger — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:56:38 +0000

i don’t believe this for a second. that said:

for over a year, the national enquirer was the only “news” source that investigated the rumors about john edwards and his affair. no other outlet would bother to even look in to it. that is, until the enquirer undeniably proved that john edwards, a major candidate for president, was having an affair with a former staff member, had fathered a child out of wedlock, and did it all while his amazing wife was struggling AGAIN with cancer. then, of course, EVERY news outlet said they were aware of the story but that they couldn’t confirm or deny the story earlier. funny how our “real” news media works.

so, while i don’t really believe this, i also know that there’s a crazy small chance that it could absolutely be true.
or he could just be an alien.

By: Whup-Ass Master

Whup-Ass Master — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:52:47 +0000

Love how the globe picks the shirtless Hawaiian vacay pic. That’s how you can tell if a man’s gay, you know. He galavants shirtless on a beach.

Oh and to answer the question: Yes. Yes, McCain is dying.

By: hardmannyc

hardmannyc — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:36:51 +0000

Larry Sinclair sent Michele a letter and then told the Globe he did it. He’s been beating that story about obama picking him at a bar and scoring & doing blow for years. He’s also been proved to be utterly nuts.

By: blake

blake — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:36:51 +0000

Yeah, and I think last week’s Enquirer had a story about George and Condi breaking Laura’s heart.

These hacks are mindbogglingly stupid.

By: cruiser

cruiser — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:28:40 +0000

Who really actually reads these rags, it is yellow journalism at its worst, creating something from nothing just to sell papers, boy their bottom line must really be rolling in RED ink for them to come off with some as ridiculously absurd & asinine as this piece of claptrap. How many times do they have to be taken to court by famous persons before they realize, you can’t go around just making things up about someone just because they are in the public eye, no matter how good it looks on paper and reagrdless of how interesting it may sound in the morning staff meeting. Grow up you fools, try publishing, oh say REAL news.
These rgs are just that…rags for simple minded people who are bored in their own pathetic lives.

By: WickedGayBlog.com

WickedGayBlog.com — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:38:35 +0000

What a silly publication the Globe is although I know I will get a call from my grandma this week with a shocked “Did you here Obama was gay???”

Dave

By: vernonvanderbilt

vernonvanderbilt — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:28:42 +0000

I’m shutting off the insightful, coherent commentary for a moment. Okay?

I wish I could be President Barack Hussein Obama’s gay scandal. Still the second sexiest president ever.

I’m done now. Carry on.

By: parisinla

parisinla — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 18:47:16 +0000

must reading? I wonder if the whitehouse commented on this hahah.

By: Nickadoo

Nickadoo — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 18:23:06 +0000

Likely this is just that crackhead Larry Sinclair yapping again.

By: Henry Holland

Henry Holland — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 18:22:06 +0000

I intentionally get in the longest line at the market so I can read the Enquirer, Globe and the National Examiner. The Globe I saw this week had “Bush suicidal” as the lead story. If only…..