Barack Obama Will Fill You With Hope

The perfect gift for your friend whose perhaps had one too many sips of the Kool-Aid, the Barack Obama dildo (yes, you read that right) is seven and a half inches tall and two inches wide and comes in blue. Obviously unsettling, if only because those ears stick out, out know?

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By: Japhy Grant
On: Jan 16, 2009
Tagged: Barack Obama, Sex Toys, weird

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20 Comments

No. 1 · Bill
OMFG

Jan 16, 2009 at 11:32 am · @Reply ·
No. 2 · Nick
Well, I guess if he’s going to screw us, we might as well enjoy it!

;)

Jan 16, 2009 at 11:46 am · @Reply ·
No. 3 · Tallskin
Can I just say right now that I am bored shitless with Obama?

Remember you heard it from me first!

Jan 16, 2009 at 11:53 am · @Reply ·
No. 4 · BrianZ
What a tragic mess! How would you keep this thing clean!?!?

Jan 16, 2009 at 12:18 pm · @Reply ·
No. 5 · Kid A
That looks quite painful.

Jan 16, 2009 at 12:39 pm · @Reply ·
No. 6 · Bob R
Let’s hope you only have to buy the dildo to get screwed by Obama. Whereas, Bush, Cheney and company have been screwing us ans the nation full time sans condom or lubricant for the past 8 years.

Jan 16, 2009 at 1:25 pm · @Reply ·
No. 7 · dvlaries
See why it’s dangerous (or at least foolhardy), in our times, to go around claiming you’ve seen it all…?

Jan 16, 2009 at 3:34 pm · @Reply ·
No. 8 · tofer david
it is good to see he is wearing a lapel flag pin

Jan 16, 2009 at 5:26 pm · @Reply ·
No. 9 · dairyqueen
This is disrespectful and not even funny

Jan 16, 2009 at 9:15 pm · @Reply ·
No. 10 · ManHUNTer
F-U DAIRYQUEEN!

Jan 16, 2009 at 10:27 pm · @Reply ·
No. 11 · Stephen
@BrianZ:You have to “change”it.

Jan 17, 2009 at 3:53 am · @Reply ·
No. 12 · Stephen
Why not the “hole” collection, all 44.

Jan 17, 2009 at 3:57 am · @Reply ·
No. 13 · BradK
One can only begin to imagine the sociopolitical symbolism implied here. The “endorsements” are priceless. http://www.headostate.com/

Jan 17, 2009 at 3:17 pm · @Reply ·
No. 14 · Garry
The funny part is that the one who really screwed us is that idiot Bush. Where is his dildo??? Oh, that’s right, he has a line of butt plugs coming out with little barrels of oil as lube.

Jan 18, 2009 at 1:59 pm · @Reply ·
No. 15 · Only Yours
Well! We have arrived! This is how we celebrate the New Magic Black MAN! By suggesting or should I say suggestive implmentations that is head will feel inside some of us.
What a Royla screw!

Jan 18, 2009 at 7:02 pm · @Reply ·
No. 16 · Only Yours
Well! We have arrived! This is how we celebrate the New Magic Black MAN! By suggesting or should I say suggestive implmentations that is head will feel inside some of us.
What a Royla screw!

Jan 18, 2009 at 7:02 pm · @Reply ·
No. 17 · Only Yours
Well! We have arrived! This is how we celebrate the New Magic Black MAN! By suggesting or should I say suggestive implmentations that is head will feel inside some of us.
What a Royla screw!

Jan 18, 2009 at 7:02 pm · @Reply ·
No. 18 · Pearlsegypt
This is how we welcome the Magic Black Man. Imagine! Barry deep inside, enemy camp ~ shooting blanks – ~ with his well focused no-non-sense adjectives; accompanied by his wicket tongue! Ouch!
By the way, I do not think the First Lady will need a rain â€“coat!
I predict. The New First family, or should I say, the First Lady! ~ will give birth to the ~ first healthly living baby ever born into the Presidency of these United States!!

Jan 18, 2009 at 7:29 pm · @Reply ·
No. 19 · Phoenix (Fuming In Silence Whilst Plotting Anarchy)
I thought the “Executive Branch” would be larger and blacker.

Jan 19, 2009 at 10:46 pm · @Reply ·
No. 20 · Xavier
Oh Em Eff Gee… words fail me. And this product fails us all.

Jan 20, 2009 at 3:54 pm · @Reply ·