The perfect gift for your friend whose perhaps had one too many sips of the Kool-Aid, the Barack Obama dildo (yes, you read that right) is seven and a half inches tall and two inches wide and comes in blue. Obviously unsettling, if only because those ears stick out, out know?
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OMFG
Well, I guess if he's going to screw us, we might as well enjoy it!
;)
Can I just say right now that I am bored shitless with Obama?
Remember you heard it from me first!
What a tragic mess! How would you keep this thing clean!?!?
That looks quite painful.
Let's hope you only have to buy the dildo to get screwed by Obama. Whereas, Bush, Cheney and company have been screwing us ans the nation full time sans condom or lubricant for the past 8 years.
See why it's dangerous (or at least foolhardy), in our times, to go around claiming you've seen it all…?
it is good to see he is wearing a lapel flag pin
This is disrespectful and not even funny
F-U DAIRYQUEEN!
@BrianZ:You have to "change"it.
Why not the "hole" collection, all 44.
One can only begin to imagine the sociopolitical symbolism implied here. The "endorsements" are priceless. http://www.headostate.com/
The funny part is that the one who really screwed us is that idiot Bush. Where is his dildo??? Oh, that's right, he has a line of butt plugs coming out with little barrels of oil as lube.
Well! We have arrived! This is how we celebrate the New Magic Black MAN! By suggesting or should I say suggestive implmentations that is head will feel inside some of us.
What a Royla screw!
Well! We have arrived! This is how we celebrate the New Magic Black MAN! By suggesting or should I say suggestive implmentations that is head will feel inside some of us.
What a Royla screw!
Well! We have arrived! This is how we celebrate the New Magic Black MAN! By suggesting or should I say suggestive implmentations that is head will feel inside some of us.
What a Royla screw!
This is how we welcome the Magic Black Man. Imagine! Barry deep inside, enemy camp ~ shooting blanks – ~ with his well focused no-non-sense adjectives; accompanied by his wicket tongue! Ouch!
By the way, I do not think the First Lady will need a rain –coat!
I predict. The New First family, or should I say, the First Lady! ~ will give birth to the ~ first healthly living baby ever born into the Presidency of these United States!!
I thought the "Executive Branch" would be larger and blacker.
Oh Em Eff Gee… words fail me. And this product fails us all.