Queerty is better as a member
THE SHOT - Mattel’s new Barbie product release has the blonde bombshell dating an Ellen DeGeneres look alike. Wait a minute? Is that Ken? Fairy secret, our ass. Ken has always been a bit fey.
Ah! It is Ellen!
How unsurprising, a male-looking lesbian! Complete with suit and short hair. Because you know, lesbians are tomboys, just like gays are sissies.
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