Barbra To Sing Duet With Xtina

Trying to inject a little skankiness into a new duets record, Barbra Streisand is courting Christina Aguilera to sing with her on a track. Christina is practically peeing herself, claiming, “She’s my idol and I admire everything she does with her career.”

Dogged by rumors that she chose Xtina for her singing talent, Barbra put them to rest by informing the public that she plans to also sing a duet with Antonio Banderas “just because he has a cute butt”*.

*not an actual quote

Barbra Courts Christina [SkyOne]