Bass Boots Andrade!
Lance Bass may be nursing a broken heart this morning. We hear that the boy bander turned Broadway star called it quits with his renaissance man boyfriend, Pedro Andrade.
Michael Musto reports:
I just learned something far more devastating than the fact that nightlife has died again. Lance Bass has broken up with Brazilian hottie Pedro Andrade! Ain’t no lie, Pedro, bye bye bye.
And we thought it was going to last forever…
Am I missing something here? I really know very little about Lance Bass other than he is gay and was once part of a boy band. He may not be the best looking guy around, but he’s certainly not ugly. So why does there seem to be so much hate/anger tossed his way by the gay community? Why is there apparently so much joy when this kid gets jilted or jilts someone? Is he really that much of a creep, or do many of us just revel in other peoples misfortune?
Honey, what are you talking about? There’s very little hate/anger tossed Lance’s way. The gay community is just frustrated with him because he seems to be the gay equivalent of Britney Spears: a dumb hillbilly who smiles and chomps on gum while dating good-looking losers who are very obviously using him for fame and money.
He’s a nice boy, but he’s doomed.
… and scene.
Schadenfreude is evil, but it’s natural, grey. That’s why. It existed from the time that Ugg saw Oog get clobbered by a wooly mammoth and will be there when the last 5 people on earth are fighting for tasty, tasty cockroaches–the only that will survive after Bushilini launches WWIII.
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