Bat Boy Backs Barack
When sources revealed that Weekly World News, that infamous conspiracy tabloid, was being sold, no one figured it would be this soon before the new owners launched their Onion-esque makeover of the magazine.
The new Weekly World News is more topical than its predecessor, featuring mainly election-related jokes and pictures of the candidates with Bat Boy or Bigfoot.
But if you wanted to know what the new owners at Bat Boy L.L.C. thought of our politicos, you don’t have to look any further than the front page, featuring a Bat Boy-endorsing Obama, and a tongue-in-cheek time line of what Sarah Palin believes evolution looks like, titled “Palin-tology.”
Well that would make sense. It’s just one ugly fucking alien endorsing another!
And Al-Qaida backs McCain:
Al-Qaida supporters suggested in a Web site message this week they would welcome a pre-election terror attack on the U.S. as a way to usher in a McCain presidency.
The message, posted Monday on the password-protected al-Hesbah Web site, said if al-Qaida wants to exhaust the United States militarily and economically, “impetuous” Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain is the better choice because he is more likely to continue the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.
“This requires presence of an impetuous American leader such as McCain, who pledged to continue the war till the last American soldier,” the message said. “Then, al-Qaida will have to support McCain in the coming elections so that he continues the failing march of his predecessor, Bush.”
Simba is Churchill-y!
Having revealed that, who does the distribution in Supermarkets where almost no intelligent magazines exist: Newsweek, The Nation and Vanity Fair where we have the offensive Vibe, Weekly World News and XXL!
Should we go to Twitter.com to complain?