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I knew Novak was hung…have yet to meet a tall, skinny white boy without a huge penis…but Novak must be at least 10…*sigh*
That’s a tennis ball in Djokovic’s pocket.
I want a ‘larger breast’ contest !!! Please please please !
I love Djokovic.
Couldn’t care less.
I agree with Stefano – let’s have a contest of the biggest/best PECS or ASS!
The parts of the celeb’s anatomy that we can actually see /have seen!
People. Novak is a tennis player. What do you think he keeps in his pocket? If you said two tennis balls, you be correct. Thats not all him.
Schwing! for the tennis player
Tennisballs in your pocket don´t really count and the real thing of the tennisplayer is not that impressive. I´m not voting this time. Didn´t feel a “wow!”
And gays wonder why straight guys feel so paranoid around us. If we want to win the “fight” and be accepted, this kind of sh*t needs to stop. As much as we say, “just because I’m gay doesn’t mean I’m checking you out”. Well, guess what, that’s a load of bull.
The editors need instruction in male anatomy. Imagine mistaking the contents of someone’s pocket for his package. I say revoke your gay card.
@cflekken: ohh ohh straight guys!! Don’t look!! They will shrink like a violet.
None compare to Jon Hamm. Looking at his enormous, low-hanging cum delivery system is as close to a religious experience as I’ll ever know.
When hot guys who are models or porn actors show off their goods it’s one thing. They chose to. But this is creepy and just the full stereotype that our worst enemies have of us. Seriously, scoping out a guys bulge as he walks down the street? Queerty is SO freakin sensitive about not offending people by using the magic T-word, but posts crap like this which is on the verge of predatory.
I want to include in the “bulge” KEITH HARKIN, lead singer of Celtic Thunder. That man wears the tightest jeans and is always showing a basket to dream about!!! I don’t feel its fair adding on Obvious Fakes (aka Novak)….even in his speedo on the catwalk, he wasn’t swinging that much!!! Thanks :D
@cflekken @Teeth … C’mon guys, you make it sound like gay guys are the only ones who notice and admire attractive people in day-to-day situations. You think straight guys don’t notice a woman’s breasts if she’s wearing a tight shirt?
that tennis player clearly just has something cylindrical in his pocket.. ur lust for the guy has made you stupid enough to believe he’d be walking around the court fully erect with such an obvious boner..
Novak has a tennis ball in his pocket. I voted for Shemar Moore.
For the soap box moralist on here, it’s not just gay guys that watch packages straight women do as well they’re just not as open about it with anyone besides their friends. Straight men watch women’s breast and ass all the time.
@Gil: Um sorry to disappoint, that’s a tennis ball in his pocket sweetie. Not his penis, obviously lol
I don’t care of it is a tennis ball. The tennis player is extremely sexy and I would certainly invite him to my bed if I ever met him.
@Jamie: There are plenty of straight guys who post pics of unsuspecting women’s revealing clothing. What do you think of those men? And we don’t even have THAT luxury because we are the (feared) minority. We are playing out the stereotype. Well, not we… Queerty. I’m not a sexual prude. My hard drive is about 50% hot porn. (though, tbh I am not a size queen.). And of COURSE, I notice that hot Mexican guy at my gym with the swinging nads in his dark blue basketball shorts…. I digress…. posting contests of unsuspecting men’s moose nuckles on a website makes us look predatory.
Novak Djokovic’s pic on the right is tennis balls…don’t LGBT’s watch tennis? He always puts 2-3 in his pocket…that pic is disqualified! LOL
For round 3, I suggest Tom Welling. There is one scene from Smallville, where he was running and his junk was all over the place!
Hmmm….this just proves that gays can be every bit as creepy as straight men.
SHEMAR MOORE. there is actual photographic proof of it. photo of him was snapped at a nude beach
I watch plenty of tennis – and can’t ever see anything impressive in Novak’s pants… I love him, but in this department, he’s not #1… or #2…
My money’s on Taylor Lautner… just google more pics of him…
I hate to tell y’all, but that’s a tennis ball in boyfriend’s pocket.
There was no bulge in Chris Pine’s pictures, and Novak had shit in his pocket. I’d hate to say Shemar Moore, because he is so already passe, but for the record that’s exactly how you take a bulge pic. Shirtless, soaking wet, and with your cap crooked to the side. So that leaves me with the two Joe’s, and the Lautner guy. Who to choose? Joe Jonas it is! He’s a cute kid. Who knows. Maybe he’ll be filled with infectious gratitude, and somehow shower me with affection some day.
And to all the queens who took this survey just to bitch, moan, and complain about gay/straight comparisons: It’s a survey meant in fun, and we would only be giving the oppressor a taste of his own medicine if what you say about the straight man is the truth. I never said straight men were predatory leches. You did you self-hating homosexuals. Now, get yourselves some therapy: sadly you missed that this was supposed to be the fun part of your day.
Alright. I just checked the poll results. How in the Hell is this fucking Novak kid in the lead?
@cflekken: Hey. I agree 1’000%. This shot do’ s need to stop.
@jiminsd: THANK YOU!!
@Gil: I too voted for Novak — and I never manage to vote in the majority, so that’s a first for me!
@Gil: that’s a tennis ball in his pocket. I’ve seen him in speedos and believe me there isn’t all that much there to get worked up about!!
@Gil: Except that impressive bulge in the photo on the right is 90% tennis ball in the pocket of the shorts he is wearing. The photo on the left is what he really packs.
I would like to offer the following evidence to include Zachary Quinto into the next celebrity package contest! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB4aYwaKdUg This is Zachary on the (amazing) Bonnie Hunt Show when Star Trek was in theaters. It’s no wonder he sat with his leg on the seat! The best crotch shot is almost the end of the video.
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