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Battle Of The Bulge: Which Celebrity Has The Most Impressive Package?

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By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           May 18, 2014
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  • 23 Comments
    • Niall
      Niall

      Seriously don’t get what’s attractive about the outline of a flaccid penis in the cases of Jon Hamm and Michael Fassender. A boner or a semi sure, but a flaccid penis?

      May 18, 2014 at 3:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Caine
      Caine

      i know what cold water does to your dick – are you deliberately trying to show off Tom Daley’s lack of bulge?

      May 18, 2014 at 4:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brian
      Brian

      @Niall: Michael Fassbender has shown his. Check out “Hunger” or “Shame.” It’s a nice one.

      May 18, 2014 at 5:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • stanhope
      stanhope

      Babe, Tom Daly doesn’t have a big one neither does Mario Lopez [almost missed it entirely]. Mehcad Brooks, Sam Callahan, and John Hamm are featuring the goods.

      May 18, 2014 at 5:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • stanhope
      stanhope

      @Caine: Dustin had bigger in that video with his ex

      May 18, 2014 at 7:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alton
      Alton

      You’re just gonna say Tom Daley won anyway.

      May 18, 2014 at 7:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SpunkyBunks
      SpunkyBunks

      Tom Daley will solve world hunger with his gay bulge.

      May 18, 2014 at 7:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • coltonblack
      coltonblack

      Gotta love Grady Sizemore being on the list:)

      May 18, 2014 at 8:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ingyaom
      ingyaom

      Um… none of the above?

      May 18, 2014 at 8:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ethan_kho
      ethan_kho

      Jon Hamm…. OMG! <3

      May 18, 2014 at 8:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd
      Billy Budd

      Michael Fassbender has a HUGE endowement and he has lots of animal magnetism. VERY attractive and sexy guy.

      May 18, 2014 at 10:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarkZephyr
      DarkZephyr

      For those talking about Tom Daley, I don’t think the contest is about who has the largest bulge. And while I didn’t vote for Tom, I happen to think his bulge is pretty sexy. I think every guy up there has a nice one. Jon Hamm’s is the one that impresses me the most when it comes to size, but over all impressiveness for me goes to Michael Fassbender.

      May 18, 2014 at 11:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jckfmsincty
      jckfmsincty

      John Hamm: The Other White Meat

      May 19, 2014 at 1:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • james_in_cambridge
      james_in_cambridge

      I can’t believe I’m saying this but I’m sick of hearing about Hamm and his bulge so I say Mehcad and Sizemore for the win! Wouldn’t they make a delicious couple? Now, I’m gonna go imagine them fighting it out to see who’s gonna top whom…maybe better yet, Mehcad and Sizemore decide they’ll top Henrie and go and get his hot, cute little butt.

      I gotta go!

      May 19, 2014 at 4:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Desert Boy
      Desert Boy

      @Niall: – Are you sure you’re queer? Maybe you’re just passing through.

      May 19, 2014 at 10:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sandi shader
      sandi shader

      If you want to talk about beautiful Hollywood bulges, ya gotta check out Adam Lambert’s!!! Beautiful bulge! ;)

      May 19, 2014 at 12:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd
      Billy Budd

      Please guys, watch SHAME the movie, look at Michael Fassbender’s penis, and then tell me if you would be able to take it or deep-throat it. I bet you wouldn’t. It is massive. It is too much.

      May 19, 2014 at 7:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • junjun
      junjun

      Can u tell me who is looking for partner?i am waiting

      May 19, 2014 at 8:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bopper1
      Bopper1

      …who cares…

      May 20, 2014 at 12:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      @Caine: You are kinda sorta missing the point, he is showing all that despite the shrinkage factor

      Use any image search engine and you will see that Tom is quite blessed……

      May 20, 2014 at 8:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • newecreator
      newecreator

      I just looked at the poll results.

      May 20, 2014 at 10:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • spovegasboy
      spovegasboy

      Jon Hamm definitely should be listed as VPL and not in bulge list…

      Sep 13, 2014 at 4:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • georgemed222
      georgemed222

      Size comparisons are fun – but up close and personal, overall penis health is also important. Lots of guys don’t pay enough attention to everyday health of the tool and need to use a first class penis health cream (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) in order to address dry organ skin, odor, etc.

      Nov 1, 2014 at 2:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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