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Battle Of The Gym Selfies: Nick Jonas vs. Hugh Jackman

Two incredibly sexy celebrity gym selfies in one day? What have we done to deserve something so divine?!

Today, the hottest member of the JoBro clan—Nick Jonas, duh—posted a revealing photo on Instagram. As you can see, he’s showing off his rippling abs and bulging biceps, framed by this jagged V sinking down into his low-rise sweatpants. Everything about this photo is an adult wet dream realized, because before today, shirtless photos of Nick Jonas were surprisingly few and far between.

We’d thank Mrs. Jonas for her flawless creation, but this is clearly the work of the Disney Channel.

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Next on the celebrity selfie scanner is Hugh Jackman, who is definitely not gay. Really not gay. Stop talking about it.

This photo isn’t a proper selfie, but it’s undeniable proof that Mr. Jackman is, without a doubt, Wolverine. Anyone that busts out of a pair of gym shorts like that is clearly half man, half beast.

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So tell us, who took the better gym selfie?!

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Jul 30, 2013
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  • 27 Comments
    • RomanHans
      RomanHans

      The better photo is from the guy who didn’t think, “I’ll bet you wanna see my armpit.”

      Jul 30, 2013 at 6:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Andy
      Andy

      Definitely Nick! He is one sexy motherfucker!

      Jul 30, 2013 at 6:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Andy
      Andy

      @RomanHans: Some people are into armpits. Just saying…

      Jul 30, 2013 at 6:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Windhover
      Windhover

      In fact, I did want to see his armpit, and the seeing of it has made me happy. I think now I shall always see it in my mind’s eye.

      Jul 30, 2013 at 6:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Katbox
      Katbox

      Young one. A thousand times over.
      Those toe shoes look hideous.

      Jul 30, 2013 at 6:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shadeaux
      Shadeaux

      Hugh is just a tall drink of water and I’m thristaaay!!!!

      Jul 30, 2013 at 7:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Snapper59
      Snapper59

      The photo of Nick looks so worked-on that it looks like a painting. They must have a tour or new CD coming up.

      Jul 30, 2013 at 7:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Homophile
      Homophile

      Dear Nick Jonas,

      Thank you for not listening to your stylist when s/he told you to shave your chest and stomach.

      Love,
      Your future stalker.

      Jul 30, 2013 at 7:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Homophile
      Homophile

      @Snapper59:

      Have you ever used Instagram?

      Jul 30, 2013 at 7:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Snapper59
      Snapper59

      @Homophile: No, do all the photos look like they were shot with Vaseline on the lens? Maybe I should.

      Jul 30, 2013 at 7:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • eddiesocket
      eddiesocket

      Does Queerty not know what a “selfie” is? Both of these pics were clearly taken by someone else.

      Jul 30, 2013 at 8:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gigi Gee
      Gigi Gee

      Cum Gutters all the way!!

      @eddiesocket — I know right…selfies? Who’s working at Queerty now?

      Jul 30, 2013 at 8:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Eiswirth
      Eiswirth

      I saw “The Wolverine” this past weekend. Hugh is 10 times more ripped than Nick will ever be, and a lot sexier, IMO. Not that Nick isn’t hot or sexy, but he’s not in the same class as Mr. Jackman. Or nearly as talented.

      Jul 30, 2013 at 8:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Homophile
      Homophile

      @Snapper59:

      LOL ya pretty much.

      You can choose different filters before you post the photo.

      Jul 30, 2013 at 10:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • miagoodguy
      miagoodguy

      Battle of the gym selfies (these pics are not selfies) AKA battle of the d-bags

      Jul 31, 2013 at 9:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • EManhattan
      EManhattan

      The photo of Nick is sooooo photoshoped! Did you note the halo around his head? I wonder who’s body it is – not Nicks, for sure.

      This looks like a piece by a summer intern who’s not being given proper supervision – at least one of the photos is fake and the text is lame.

      Jul 31, 2013 at 12:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B Damion
      B Damion

      I wonder what sex with white guys is like? I’ve never had pink dick.

      Jul 31, 2013 at 1:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GymJockTX
      GymJockTX

      Hands down Nick. Hot torso there. Jackman is hot, no question, and 110% straight too, but the pic is very unflattering to his legs. Yikes.

      Jul 31, 2013 at 4:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spike
      Spike

      I bet that Jonas kids pubes are shaved smooth, yuk.

      Jul 31, 2013 at 4:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Matt G
      Matt G

      Nick Jonas is a sexy little diabetic, but sweet mother of god how many filters are on that picture? That thing makes a Barbra Walters interview look hi-res

      Jul 31, 2013 at 7:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • HernanMinogue
      HernanMinogue

      I’d lick his nipples ;)

      Jul 31, 2013 at 7:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gavinz
      Gavinz

      Hugh Jackman is by far much sexier, but really…could his photo be considered a selfie? How can you compare some young kind flexing shirtless to Hugh clothed lifting weights? Take off his shirt and in the same pose, Hugh would blow the kid away. Nick’s photo has used the burn tool on photoshop way too much!

      Jul 31, 2013 at 8:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • pankra001
      pankra001

      @Eiswirth: Sorry I don’t agree with your assessment. Nick is a very talented guy. I saw him last year on Broadway in How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying and he was great. And he’s a talented musician and singer as well.
      I love Hugh Jackman also, I just think they are both equally talented.

      Jul 31, 2013 at 9:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • pankra001
      pankra001

      Jesus, Nick is ripped! What a hottie.

      Jul 31, 2013 at 9:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • elbertdijkgraaf
      elbertdijkgraaf

      #nofilter should be included as hashtag underneath that Jonas picture…

      Jul 31, 2013 at 9:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hephaestion
      hephaestion

      I am a great fan of both of these men. Both are terribly talented, but I am very depressed to see Hugh Jackman in TOE SHOES! That, I submit, is absolute proof that he is heterosexual.

      Jul 31, 2013 at 10:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • andy0529
      andy0529

      Not selfies dumb asses!

      Aug 1, 2013 at 8:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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