Looks like we spoke too soon when we called 2013 year of the butt. In the past year the number of men opting for a âbeard transplantâ has sky rocketed in the UK, according to the Daily Mail.
âWhilst many men may be looking for full fop of facial fuzz,â says alliteration lover Dr. Bessam Farjo, the UK doctor that âpioneeredâ the first facial hair transplant in 1996, âthe majority of patients seeking facial hair transplantation do so to fill gaps and create âdesigner stubbleâ.â
Farjo claims that heâs seen a âsix-foldâ increase in these procedures in the past five years. Hair transplant procedures are the most popular form of cosmetic surgery for men in the UK. Over 4,500 procedures were performed last year, 13% more than the year before. To put that in perspective, over 3,000 more men got beard implants than nose jobs in the UK last year.
Across the pond, Esquire is a bit furious of this âtreachery.â
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âThis is an abdication of a rite of passage. When a boy becomes a man, he gets hairier,â argues editor Nate Hopper.  Clearly, he doesnât know that men have been using fake beards for ages:
ivanv15
I gotta admit, that last part was funny
ncman
Not a very good model for this article. No man with that much body hair would require a beard implant.
nevereclipsed81
i wouldn’t need one. it takes me about 7 days to get that length of stubble. but it itches and i hate it.
Charles175
@ncman: He’s got the right amount of body hair for me!!
Ridpathos
@ncman: Maybe he got chest hair implants too.
For me these would be the only solution. I’m afflicted with the hairless-twink disease.
grero
@Ridpathos: Oh, that’s awful. No one likes twinks đ
CreoClay
@grero: Who cares what this Mr. No One fellow likes. To each their own.
CreoClay
“Oh I love your beard! What’s it made out of?” “…Your Mom’s chest hair.”
Teleny
@ivanv15: yeah, that was good.
Btw: Nicole is so beautiful.
krystalkleer
time to blow this BOXX apartâŚenjoy đ http://getoffmydress.blogspot.com/2013/08/gettn-it-all-outta-boxx.html
Chris
I need chest hair implants… any word on that? Does The Bosely Institute do that as well?
myownworst
Woof..the guy in that pic is fucking bangin. I love beefy guys like that. Twinks register about a zero on my scale. The chest hair and beard made my pants tighter the second I saw him.