
It was a hodge podge of Who’s Who in Hollywood last night as A-listers and Blisters came together in welcoming David and Victoria Beckham to America.
Super clique Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Becks, Posh, Jada and Will Smith led the crowd into Los Angeles’ Museum of Contemporary Art. The not-as-selective-as-we-imagined guest list included a big looking Lil Kim, Little Britain‘s Matt Lucas, Eva Pigford, Eva Longoria, Posh’s fellow Spice Girl, Mel B, Stevie Wonder and, for some reason, Jon Voight.
What happened to Jada? Didn’t she used to be pretty & kind of cool? I didn’t realize that she’d become one of … them. I don’t even know how many of these women are still alive – they’re skinnier than Karen Carpenter. They’ve got to be on some damn good chemicals.
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I can’t believe they did not invite Sally Kellerman, Bea Arthur or Rip Taylor.
I mean what is a party with out them?
One must assume that the guest arrived in special L. Ron Hubbard space craft.
However, I wouldn’t mind seeing Becks spit fuck
Cruise without any poppers.
Manic Monday,
Jack Jett
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