Unfortunately endowed Bernie Maddoff, currently serving a 150-year prison sentence in North Carolina, is suffering from cancer, according to new reports leaking out of his jail cell. He's popping 20 pills a day, apparently. But at least he's found a prison posse: the gays.
As a VIP, Madoff is in high demand. All the prison gangs want him, one inmate tells the Post, going so far as to make him sandwiches to get on his good side. Except when push came to shiv, Madoff chose the homos. "In prison, you stick to your own kind, but he's doing the exact opposite by hanging with the Indians and [homosexuals] — so who is going to have his back?" asks one fellow inmate.
Well, certainly not the Jews!
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Considering how many close friends he's f*cked-over, the Prison Gays figure he's one-of-them in spirit at-least.
http://www.wcbs880.com/Prison-.....er/5069163
Although I'm certain many people wish he were dying of cancer, it is not the case.
prison gangs? shouldn't he be in a minimum security?