Best of Bill O'Reilly's Sexy Audiobook Clips
 
 

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Homophobic hypocrite Bill O'Reilly published, in 1998, a book called Those Who Trespass, where one of the characters is a spiteful television TV journalist who kills off his enemies. He also recorded an audio version, which means, like Barack Obama, those clips can be stripped down and isolated to make for some awkward listening. Namely, when O'Reilly describes what happens when two people are getting intimate with each other. Yes, this is the same Bill O'Reilly who was slapped with a sexual harassment lawsuit involving a lufah. Below, some of our favorites.

Sex scene!

Shower scene!

Lesbian love!

Autobiography!

[Village Voice]

 
 
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Comments (9)

No. 1 · Brianna

Ew. Ew. Ew. My ears. God, my ears.

Posted: Mar 18, 2009 at 9:25 pm
No. 2 · Kid A

Sooo completely unsexy.

Posted: Mar 18, 2009 at 9:33 pm
No. 3 · JJJJ

But O'Reilly doesn't say people getting cancer is a type of karma, like you Hauslaib! Seriously….does Hauslaib have any credibility to criticize ANYONE?

Posted: Mar 18, 2009 at 10:46 pm
No. 4 · vernonvanderbilt

Wow. Billy talks about sex exactly the way I would imagine him talking about sex (if I ever dared to imagine him talking about sex).

Posted: Mar 18, 2009 at 10:46 pm
No. 5 · therebelalliance

I think that made me celibate.

Posted: Mar 18, 2009 at 10:53 pm
No. 6 · Jack

Few people have the talent to make sex sound this boring…

Posted: Mar 19, 2009 at 5:37 am
No. 7 · Ali

Ewwww! The very last thing I ever wanted to hear was Bill O'Reilly talking about lesbian sex!

Posted: Mar 19, 2009 at 2:57 pm
No. 8 · Greta in DC

Bill'O makes erotica so unerotic. He's never to do this again!

Posted: Mar 22, 2009 at 11:25 pm
No. 9 · Mark

Bill O’Reilly’s sleazy sex tapes now on video

http://www.ihatethemedia.com/b.....tape-video

Posted: Mar 23, 2009 at 1:10 am
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