It has come to our attention that former Big Brother 15 houseguest David Girton is either searching for a porn contract or having a mental breakdown on Twitter — we’ll leave it up to you to decide.
You may not remember Girton as the clueless surfer dude from last season’s BB because he was the first houseguest evicted. Though he wasn’t around long enough to be privy to the extreme racism and homophobia that dominated last year’s game, he spent his first seven days developing a showmance with Aaryn Gries, who turned out to be the worst PR disaster (/ratings goldmine) in the show’s history.
We can’t say he was on our radar for long (or at all), but here he is now, posting fully nude dick pics, wearing women’s panties, cruising for a dick to suck and seeking weed on Twitter. Consider him back on our radar.
There’s really no explanation for what caused Girton to turn his profile into a XXX paradise, but some things are best left unexplained, right?
How about we take this to the next level?
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Check out some SFW version of his tweets below, and visit his page for all the uncensored goodness.
I prefer pussy pic.twitter.com/YHaXejsvbb
— David Girton (@davidgirton2) September 20, 2014
Blow job anyone pic.twitter.com/oIeeQgxhuH
— David Girton (@davidgirton2) September 18, 2014
https://twitter.com/davidgirton2/status/504509115654483968
When you have a black gay dude that wants to fuck you. You know you have succeeded in life
— David Girton (@davidgirton2) September 23, 2014
Now show us how well you can read that wig in the comments below.
Saint Law
His porn name should be Farrah Faucet.
JennyFromdabloc
Pretty yet messy with no sense of how to succeed in life.
QJ201
It’s as big as you think it would be..a tad bit better than average like the rest of him.
Merv
I like big hair on guys, but that’s a tad bit too much even for me.
redcarpet30
I like long hair on a guy (but I agree, his is too much, he could use a trim at least).
But he’s plucked like a chicken down there. Total mood killer.
He’s pretty hot though otherwise.
Zodinsbrother
He’s a guy who likes to show it all off and he’s pretty nice to look at, so good for him.
NoCagada
Ann-Margret?
Larry
To each his own….sounds like the author of the article is jealous!
Dxley
One word: loco.
Franco C.
Why would he be having a mental breakdown? I think he’s just exploring different ways to express himself. It’s not conventional and I applaud that.
AJAnders
I’d watch him. Not a fan of the hair but he’s pretty hot otherwise.
cflekken
so clearly he enjoys f*cking himself with a Corona bottle…he’s hot.
SteveDenver
He could donate that…
Let me begin again…
He could SELL that to Donald Trump’s wig trove.
ShowMeGuy
Based on my own interpersonal relationships. The dude is bipolar.
Black Pegasus
No ass pics?
Billy Budd
He is just trying to be featured in the media again. I sincerely doubt he is actually crazy.
LandStander
Why did you leave out some of his other tweets like
“If your a guy and you drive a Honda civic you must be gay”
Weren’t we just saying how similar tweets from Katherine Knott “exposes” her “homophobia” (not that she deserves any leniency here…)? But when a hot dude like David does it, they are conveniently skipped over.
TriForceKid1013
@Black Pegasus: check his twitter he has some in the photo section
Paco
@Saint Law: LOL!
Keebler ILF
Darn Queerty, your timing sucks. Why couldn’t you break the news to us
before his Vine account got cancelled.
Keebler ILF
@Black Pegasus:
Check out the pic on April 11, 2014. I think
he’s letting us know he’s willing to bottom.
JaredNorthcutt30
In the future, when 4chan trolls release a trove of nsfw pics, please just boil it down to fully nude pussy pics.
NJjoe
As a Big Brother fan I remember this guy from last season even though he was the first to get evicted. This guy is running on four flat tires. He thinks he’s all that and a bag of chips. His tweets are disturbing to say the least.
He is in total cray-cray mode.
trebor1802
I would be waiting for the birds to fly out.
NJjoe
He looks dirty to me and not in a good way.
Realitycheck
To much fluffy hair……….. any good stylists in his town? LOL
wwerts1
I do have to admit he is one sexy guy. I be happy to blow him ????