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Bill O’Reilly Doesn’t Appreciate Adam Shankman’s Masturbation Stories

Turns out Bill O’Reilly’s comments about Don’t Ask Don’t Tell weren’t the best part of his Tonight Show appearance. Revealing how he got into the business of show, Oscar telecast producer and So You Think You Can Dance judge Adam Shankman says his father was an entertainment lawyer and manager, while his mother was a sex therapist. Now let’s share some childhood stories that Bill O’Reilly can understand!

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On:           Jul 27, 2010
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No. 1 · Adam

Bill O’Reilly is an insufferable piece of shit.

Posted: Jul 27, 2010 at 1:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 2 · christopher di spirito · Member · 1558 comments

Who cares? The only thing Bill O can say that would intrigue me is if he goes on TV to announce he’s jumping off the Empire State Building to atone for being an uber-douchebag.

Posted: Jul 27, 2010 at 2:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 3 · ForeverGay

That’s a really funny story. LOL

Posted: Jul 27, 2010 at 2:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 4 · PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS · Member · 1696 comments

Bill looks so absolutley thrilled to be sitting next to Shankman………

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No. 5 · Cam

Shankman used to be a fun judge on the show when he was occaisionally on it. Now that he is on it every week I cannot believe how irritating the man is.

Posted: Jul 27, 2010 at 3:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 6 · Michael

You can see that little asswipe’s brain firing at full speed.

Posted: Jul 27, 2010 at 10:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 7 · Queer Supremacist

Shankman’s only made one non-terrible movie in his life, the film of musical version of “Hairspray”, and it still wasn’t as good as the original by John Waters.

But he’s still made more good movies than O’Reilly has made TV shows. Even conservatives think he’s an ass.

Posted: Jul 28, 2010 at 7:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 8 · ewe

I am going to pass on celebrating Oreichy as the voice for equal rights. He is a pawn for a much more evil silent tribe of straight white males pulling the strings and screaming endless sense of entitlement.

Posted: Jul 28, 2010 at 11:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 9 · Queer Supremacist

@ewe: White breeder boys have too many rights as it is.

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No. 10 · Blue Falcone

@Queer Supremacist: I guess that’s one way to achieve equality: take rights away from people until they all have the same 4 left.

Brilliant.

Posted: Jul 29, 2010 at 5:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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