Birkhead and Stern In Gay Love?

The Anna Nicole Smith story gets a few new chapters this week as Rita Cosby releases her scandal-driven tell-all, Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith’s Death. One of the most scandalous chapters involves an untold encounter between Smith’s baby daddy, Larry Birkhead, and her long-time lawyer and “husband,” Howard K Stern.

A “friend”, Jackie Hatten, tells Cosby she walked in on Stern and Birkhead blowing one another: “Their bodies were intermingled. It was obvious what was happening.” Stern’s obviously not happy about this revelation, which he claims amounts to nothing but lies. And, of course, Stern’s gearing up for a lawsuit: “None of it is true. I’m gonna sue Rita Cosby for it.” Birkhead took on a similarly litigious tone:

If she printed that then she is really getting sued. My attorneys are going after her and that is absolutely false. And I am sure Howard and the estate and everyone else involved is going to sue her too. This is just nonsense.

The books also alleges Stern and Birkhead, who may or may not have been in cahoots to rob Smith blind, made a naughty video, a video which become one of Anna’s favorite picks. Is it gross that we want to see it, too?

Thank Pretty On The Outside for this silly sketch of the love birds.