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Bisexual Person Tila Tequila Claims Assault on San Diego Linebacker

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Is obnoxious reality starlet Tila Tequila still playing the bisexual thing? Because if she is, then we must cover this fame tart. Unfortunately, it’s with this violent news: She’s alleging San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman choked and restrained her late Saturday night as she tried leaving his home. Merriman’s attorney is already driving this alternative version: Tequila was drunk, and his client merely tried assisting Tila in her quest to leave the house.

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By:           editor editor
On:           Sep 8, 2009
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10 Comments

No. 1 · jason

Tila looks like a Vietnamese nose worm.

As for her “bisexuality”, cough, cough. It reeks of “marketing ploy designed to prop up the girl-girl fetishes of sleazy straight guys who don’t give a rat’s about gay rights”.

Tila, darling, take your sanitary pads and fuck off, dearie.

Posted: Sep 8, 2009 at 10:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · ChicagoJimmy · Member · 147 comments

Contrary to one’s feelings about Tila, no one deserves to be man handled by someone three or four times their size. Shawne Merriman is a confirmed steroid user, and I’m more curious if this was an example of “roid rage” and the media giving him a free pass because he’s a football star. He’s a confirmed cheater and doesn’t deserve to be believed.

It’s much easier to call Tila names and make fun of the whole situation because of her involvement than search for the truth.

Posted: Sep 8, 2009 at 11:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Chitown Kev

@ChicagoJimmy:
Exactly, I too was wondering the same thing as far as Merriman’s steroid use.

Posted: Sep 8, 2009 at 11:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · ChristopherJ

@ChicagoJimmy: seriously

Posted: Sep 8, 2009 at 11:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · hyhybt

The headline doesn’t read well regardless, but could it at least not imply that *she* assaulted *him*?

Posted: Sep 8, 2009 at 1:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · OkayWhatToWatchNext

Sadly she lies so much for attention – wasn’t she once claiming to be pregnant by Ray J? – that she has hurt her credibility a lot. Either which way I hope the truth comes out

Posted: Sep 8, 2009 at 6:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Gino

shes a chronic pocket size liar.

Posted: Sep 8, 2009 at 10:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Cam

The news I saw said that he was trying to prevent her from Driving drunk. She claims this is false because she never ever drinks………um….yeah, and she got the name Tilla Tequilla HOW?

Posted: Sep 9, 2009 at 12:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · Cam

now the owner of the bar and the waitresses are coming out saying that she was doing shots of tequilla and vodka all night, so her statement about never drinking alcohol would seem to be as big a lie as her phony bisexuality was on the TV show.

Posted: Sep 9, 2009 at 3:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 10 · Rick

@ChicagoJimmy:

I deserve to be manhandled by Shawne Merriman.

Posted: Sep 9, 2009 at 3:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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