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Blessing Becomes Curse


From The Editor: Did you know there’s a website where you can generate your own signs for controversial establishments?

You’re probably really cool and answered “yes,” but for those of you who didn’t, you may like to know you can make a sign for the Westboro Baptist Church – the people who protest soldier’s funerals and think “God hates fags.”

Anyway, I just made this one and now I can’t get the image of WBC founder Fred Phelps eating shit out of my head. It burns!

By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Sep 25, 2008
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  • 7 Comments
    • Fag-Enabler
      Fag-Enabler

      Oh, I’ll give it a try.

      http://www.says-it.com/wbcsign/sign.pl?text1=GOD&text2=LOVES&text3=FAGS&text4=&text5=&bg=1&numlines=3

      Sep 25, 2008 at 5:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tavarichi
      tavarichi

      Would be funny to see some lines in front the WBC…
      http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/8928/wbcchurchsignzr4.jpg

      Sep 25, 2008 at 6:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • abelincoln
      abelincoln

      You picture him eating shit out of your head? Is that literal or figurative shit?

      Sep 25, 2008 at 7:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shirley Phelps-Roper
      Shirley Phelps-Roper

      I love this – when you say you can’t get an image out of your head – oh yea baby – now you are beginning to get your filthy arms around the concept of the worm in hell that will never die and that goes along with the fire that will never be quenched, as the smoke of your torment ascends up for ever and ever and ever and ever – you get the idea. That worm – it is mental torment – if you think that image is stuck with you – just wait! You have NO idea what you are headed for. Awesome stuff and very comforting to every servant of God to get clear thinking about exactly what you brute beasts have in store for you!

      Hang in for just a little while now, the Lord is coming and america is DOOMED – each and every, all and singular, get this image crystal clear – SHORTLY you will be running in a pack, running for the hills, calling upon the mountains and rocks to fall upon you to hide you from the wrath of the Lamb of God and from the face of HIM that sitteth upon the throne! Stay tuned!

      You can do that, or you can put away your idols, your false gods and your FILTHY manner of life and you can OBEY your God!

      Your best friend,

      Shirley Phelps-Roper
      9/26/08

      Sep 26, 2008 at 8:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sean Pultz
      Sean Pultz

      First of all, Shirley (aka THE WICKED WITCH OF WEST);

      You are not our “best friend”. You never had and never will be as long as you remain on this earth. I live my way and my way only. That way is to go forth in life lending help to those that need help no matter who they are and to go forth in life spreading and easing pain. If you did that instead of spreading racism, bigotry and intolerance in the name of your “god”, then you would be loved by everyone besides your brainwashed family. Go fuck yourself with a wooden spoon you ignorant, self serving, gay bashing, Hitler loving BITCH!

      YOUR ARCH-NEMESIS,
      THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD

      Sep 27, 2008 at 1:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sean Pultz
      Sean Pultz

      First of all, Shirley (aka THE WICKED WITCH OF WEST);

      You are not our “best friend”. You never had and never will be as long as you remain on this earth. I live my way and my way only. That way is to go forth in life lending help to those that need help no matter who they are and to go forth in life spreading joy and easing pain. If you did that instead of spreading racism, bigotry and intolerance in the name of your “god”, then you would be loved by everyone besides your brainwashed family. Go fuck yourself with a wooden spoon you ignorant, self serving, gay bashing, Hitler loving BITCH!

      YOUR ARCH-NEMESIS,
      THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD

      Sep 27, 2008 at 1:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • greybat
      greybat

      An interesting example of the dark side of Jehovah. The brooding, vengeful, angry God of flood, famine and plague.
      Is the God of racism and homophobia FIT for worship?
      Are the Angry God’s followers FIT for heaven, or are they merely preparing themselves for hell, in which they will continue the work they have begun in this life…to sourge other sinners and horrify the saints?
      We know from the very sketchy descriptions in the book that heaven and hell are in view of each other, and in communication with each other.
      From that, might we deduce that the people in heaven and the people in hell are there because that is where they choose to be?

      Sep 27, 2008 at 11:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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