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Blind items now Queerty? Another new low! Now we just need endless Davey Wavey posts.
I stopped getting news from this site because of posts like this and the very cute yet very annoying Mr Wavey. I can pick up my local gay paper with the same stories and less dreck
UGH, I’ve always thought blind items were simpering step and fetchits hiding all of the ridiculous closet cases out there. Yes, Ted Cassablancas, I’m talking about you.
The First one: Kevin Spacey
A Beard in the Hand: Alexander Skarsgard carried his “girlfriend” Ellen Page
The Rapper, Diddy, they gave it away.
The Brotherly Love one: Ryan Seacrest, Derek Hough and Julianne Hough
I’m thinking the rapper is Kanye.
Did not know that Skarsgard and Page were “dating” (is that what gay kids call it these days?). Sort of heartbroken that Page chose that route, after being so close to coming out. I mean, every lesbian who pays attention and then some know she’s a dyke. Fucking Hollywood, people will do anything to get there and stay there.
I KNOW! I thought that by this time Ellen Page and Lizzy Kaplan would be dating.
@Cam: Yeah, but that Lizzy Kaplan did Hot Tub makes me wonder if she’s under a lot of pressure by her “people” to play it straight. She could not have enjoyed that experience… And Page? I think so many of these young women are such under enormous pressure, they’re not even trying to say they’re bi (even when they are). Let’s not even get into how queer the cast of Glee is (oh yes, the irony)… But no one’s coming out anytime soon, I’m betting.
Ryan: “Seacrest, Out!” Well not yet, officially.
Aren’t these lifted directly from DListed?
The rapper is Will Smith.
Will Smith! Thats right!
This “blind item” stuff is totally pointless. If you can’t name names it isn’t a story.
@Dixie Rect: New low? This is far from the first time they’ve run blind items about closeted celebrities. Where have you been?
When was Will Smith ever a “reality star”?
I know a lot of people hate blind items, but I LOVE them. Thank you Queerty!
Diddy or Kanye for the rapper. I am thinking Kanye, it would explain his bizarre behavior..
Bradley Cooper and his coffee enemas…
If you not going to put names in why the hell put the crap up with out names it just so much bull shit
If there’s people out there who know all these intimate celebrity details… why don’t any names ever come out?
@Cagnazzo82: Because alot of us only come into contact with these people in professional capacities – thus breaking our trusts will likely cost us our jobs.
Case in point – I have seen and been around one of the “Blind Items” with her girlfriend (also another actress), as they checked into my hotel while attending a health retreat. It was cute, because neither was pretentious, neither disrespectful, neither demanding. They were in very late at night, shared a room, and left early the next morning (to arrive at the retreat), and signed any autographs asked of them by anyone.
There, in public – it didn’t take a while to see past the ‘professional’ barrier of these two actresses. Should I have outed them? Should I have screamed to Queerty? No. It’s not my place. Neither has harmed the LGBT community, both are young and actively seeking work, and more importantly – I was there in a capacity to serve them, not to critique their lifestyle. Doing so could have made me unemployed, and worse – for what – a story that a handful would believe, that I [i]might[/i] get paid for – and then what?
Anwyay, seeing that the year is almost over – to any reader demanding some shred of truth – as of this date, none of these incidents have come to much public notice, and all of the people suspected are still closeted. As the year closes, it’s unlikely that we will see more people come out. But, despite all of the ones above, it’s been a great year at home and a troubling one abroad for our people.
So, in late 2013, here’s a guess of who we were talking about;
*Sex Crime[/i] – Sadly it is the young, Joshua Pascoe.
*Silver Linings Gaybook[/i] – The star of this is Bradley Cooper. By this point of the year – no one really cares. The movie was cute, did well (against it’s budget). Jennifer won the Oscar for the female lead. Brad was then cited with a few female stars, notably Zoe Saldana (well, I guess kissing Quinto on screen will do that to you. I mean, we are known for being great kissers). Honestly, if Bradley Cooper had come out since then – he would likely be doing much better financially (like his many outed brothers that are doing well for themselves – Bomer, Cooper (Andy),to the Patrick-Harris and Quinto. Sooner or later (and likely as he wanes as a ‘current leading man’ niche), the closet will become to hard to bear. Sadly, he won’t find much fanfare from us.
*SugarDiddy[/i] – Well, PDiddy only seems fair, but this seems so Russell Simmons to me that it reeks. Later in 2013 he’ll get into it with the Mightly Andre Leon Talley – and make a jerk comment, that will only make sense if you see him as a black gay man. So, there’s that…
*Gaydar[/i] – Well that’s a toss up. Our front runner still remains Andrew Garfield (who went on to state that there needs to be a gay superhero in the future, to promote his tenure as Spiderman). Other candidates that were within the proximity of that age (and we all know that we all lie about ages here, come on…) would have been Franco, Lutz and Crawford, of which – as of yet, all have been rumored to be (with them linked in matter of public ‘outness’/likeliehood to come out next) gay but none yet out.
*Keeping up with the Kloseted Boyfired[/i] – First suspect if the lovely Kanye Kardashian, but he is either too much, or too abrasive to be embraced by the community if he comes out in the soon future.
*A beard in the hand is worth a merkin in the bush[/i] – Alexander Skarsgard, and Ellen Paige. To be honest, if he doesn’t come out – he can count himself in a rut after True Blood ends. I mean, if he came out – it would be beneficial to his career. As for her – well, it’s about time. I mean, it’s not going to be a big secret anymore and she can finally work on using some of the depth that she has as an actress.
*BrothE!rly Love[/i] – Ryan Seacrest. SERIOUSLY! IT’S late 2013 and that thing has not shimmied out of the closet yet? Oh dear. Soon! Soon, because all that stress ages a person, and judging from his make up, alot of pancake is going into making him look like a 20-ish year old. He’s wealthy and has the credits to back him up. It’s about time.
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