• Rufus Wainwright's new video. [The Malcontent]

• Also on The Malcontent: Chicken Little on Jimmy Kimmel. We saw that episode of Jimmy Kimmel, and the interview was pretty boring; but Kimmel later apologized to Matt Damon for getting bumped off the evening's lineup, to make room for the Idol reject. Poor Matt Damon. It's almost as embarrassing as the fact that we were watching Jimmy Kimmel at all. [The Malcontent]

• Sex And The City: The Reality Show? Dunno about this. None of those women will be able to afford Prada AND Manolo Blahnik. We'd rather see a reality show of Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall living together, clawing each others' eyes out. Our bets would be on SJP, she seems scrappy. [Jossip]

• George Michael's self-narrated documentary. So that would be an "autodocumentary." Or "autobiodocumentary?" Whatever, he narrates a movie about himself and his troubles. We love "being famous is hard" tragedies and we LOVE George Michael. Buy your tickets in advance. [Mr. Nightlife]

• Pink rips George Bush a new one. She's delicious. [VivaLaGraham]

• Top Model on FourFour. Poor Gina and her roach phobia. We would have screamed too. [FourFour]