Alleged cock lover Bob Allen entered a written not guilty plea at his hearing yesterday.

The Floridian representative got arrested last month when he reportedly offered an undercover cop 20 bucks and blowjob. Insisting he's no queer, the conservative politico first blamed his reaction on the cop's black skin, realized his comments came out as racist, changed course and pointed the finger at - wait for it - lightning!

Neither Allen nor his lawyer could be bothered to show up at the hearing. Allen will, however, be in court on Monday, when his lawyer plans to ask for the case to be tossed. What a fucking tosser.