Bob Allen Will Have His Day in Court
Mark your calendars, readers. Florida Representative Bob Allen heads to court on August 23rd for his sex charge hearing.
Police nabbed the portly, anti-gay politico after he allegedly offered a cop 20 bones to suck his bone.
Denying the charges last week, Allen swore,
I am filing a not guilty plea. I am going to vigorously fight this… This is an ugly and unpleasant situation that has been thrust on me and my family.
Yeah, we know it’s ugly. We read the police report. We’re still having nightmares.
As much as police entrapment sucks, Bob, we really, really wish you’d just plead guilty and be sentenced to cleaning trash on roadways.
or cleaning toliets with your tongue!