Richard Lewis, who has been sporting the same hairstyle since 1987, described Mary Cheney as “Casper The Lesbian,” because of the Republican party’s negligence on gay issues. It’s true – where is she? Where’s her baby? Did the family ship them off or lock them in the cellar? Place your bets! [POQ]
Boo!
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todd
I wish Heather and Mary would get a very PUBLIC Divorce – and that would be an education for the right winged nutjobs in what little rights Heather has. Mary is PIG SNATCH!
Jason
That baby was devoured long ago at the Cheney family cookout.
Jon
I think Mary should be entitled to her privacy. Why should she have to speak out about anything. On the other hand you would think that she would feel an obligation to speak up for her people since her father is Satan and stealing their rights.
ChristopherM
Jon, she would be had she not very publicly campaigned for her father for a lot of money. If you’re a lesbian with a kid getting paid six figures to put a regime into power that keeps the rest of us down, your ass needs to be called out for it because you have forfeited your privacy. Fuck Aunt Mary!
Z.
I don’t even really care! Lesbians!!!
I do agree Cheney’s daughter should be more gay rights activist! It would help us tremendously
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queerunity
i hope dick cheney hasnt gone hunting with his grand daughter
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hells kitchen guy
Yeah, because, you know, you remember all those kids of those other vice-presidents. Don’t you? You don’t? Neither do I? So why should she have to become the Lesbian Spokesperson? She’s the daughter of the vice-president. In Washington, that’s the equivalent of being the wife of an accountant at a film studio.
chandler in lasvegas
Z. put down the crack pipe. Don’t be surprised when she pulls a Heche.
ChristopherM
Again, HKG, I don’t think any of those VP children got paid six figure salaries to put a regime in that hurts people like them. Work for the devil, get paid by the devil, don’t be surprised when it comes back to bite you in the ass.
hells kitchen guy
Christopher: I’m not saying she’s not a self-hating hypocrite. I’m just saying she’s a relative nobody.
ousslander
HOw dare she support her father. I mean right at this moment that darn party is rounding up the gays and shipping them off to gulags where dadt and doma will still be enforced.
The jackboots are at my door, gotta run.
leomoore
What does one expect from the spawn of the antichrist? It could be worse. She could have resulted from the hideous mating of Dick Cheney and Karl Rove.
todd
Mary doesn’t care – just so long as she gets to keep spending the millions daddy makes from Halliburton and spreading WAR across the globe. Mary is just another low class self serving bitch.
seitan-on-a-stick
She was busy ruining and shutting down Gay Male Groups on Yahoo since 2004.
underbear1
Not that I stay up nights wondering where in the world is Mary Cheney, but my guess is she traveled to Dubai, ahead of her parents, to watch over the BILLIONS her father stole in the last 8 years.