Image via BBC Nature
THE SHOT – Behold the faggy, multicolored wonder that is Borneo’s Rainbow Toad. Scientists thought the creature was extinct for 90 years but haha! Screw you nature—you can’t keep this fabulous toad down! Some naturalist lackey saw this crazy toad up in a tree and was like, “OMG look! Who dropped that frog in a box full of Trix crumbles? Silly amphibian… Trix are for kids!” Then the lead researcher fired him because it’s a toad, not a frog (stewpid)*.
*PS – None of this actually happened. Well sorta. Read the actual story for yourself. We’re too busy still having our minds blown by the toad. Is it wrong that we kinda wanna lick it just to see what happens? No, we didn’t think so either.
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Jim
Goatse Kermit? Really?
gherkin
This is a sign from God. He loves us, he really loves us.
mike
im loving the modern comp tech guy writing, plus the first comment totally made me spit on my screen because of laughing
JElder
I love how the image on the homepage includes the picture of a Rainbow Quiggle virtual pet from Neopets.com xD LOL
Rainfish
Yeah, and over on the next island is a Rainbow Pig just longing to make some bacon with him.
Jeffree
I can’t wait for their blog “Raising My Rainbow Toad” to get syndicated… followed by a book & then a movie and then, if we’re real lucky, by a reality show.
:-Þ
Ian
@Jeffree: lol =D