After being arrested last year when the police found cocaine in his New York apartment, Boy George has since been doing everything he can to avoid going to jail, and his lawyers struck a deal wherein he would do five days of community service instead of jail time. However, it seems that George thought that throwing electroclash parties was service enough, as he has now been scolded again and threatened with jail if he does not complete the community service requirement.
Obviously peeved that he has to contribute to society in some way, George suggested that he may be “teaching basketball in Harlem,” which we would most definitely like to see, so long as he doesn’t sweat all the dark make-up off of his neck.