Boy oh boy, Boy George's again picking on Madonna, a woman he's previously described as "a vile, hideous, horrible human being with no redeeming qualities". This time the pop singer and known homosexual has taken on Madge's blessed religion, Kabbalah, saying:

I have investigated it and they are homophobic. I do think it's shocking that somebody who has made so much money out of gay people is now part of an organization which is anti-gay.

Madonna would have replied, but she's far too rich, famous and successful. Thus, we'll have to imagine her reply: "Fuck off, Boy George, you're just jealous, motherfucker. If you don't like me, blow me." She's then do the splits and disappear into a puff of diamond-laden smoke.