What’s with people getting their wisdom teeth out and thinking they’re going to finally meet their celebrity idols all of a sudden?
First there was this girl, who in her post-anesthesia haze told her mother, “I want to have sex with Ryan Gosling,” adding she “wants to fuck white dick.”
Now there’s this video of a very confused young man driving home from the dentist. He was so brave and did such a good job, he’s naturally very upset that Beyonce didn’t show up to serenade him with praise. She could have at least given him a call, such a verse from “Drunk In Love,” something.
The strangest part of the video is that his mother (presumably) is filming him while driving the car. She also seems to be having a great time laughing at her son’s delirium. But we suppose it is pretty funny.
How about we take this to the next level?
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Here’s the clip:
hoosier1969
Exhibit A for why I made three trips to the dentist and had mine cut out under the influence of only Novocaine!
NoCagada
What a cool mom! She posted her son’s COMING OUT VIDEO!!!
youknow
Why would a parent do this? Jerk.
smithster11
Why is this on Queerty? Because anyone who likes Beyonce is gay or because the kid is kinda cute?
money718
Is this real? No way. I think he is already out. This is funny.
asby
I must of done too many drugs in my 20’s …cause when i had 4 wisdom teeth plus 2 impacted teeth taken out….i just woke up and walk out of the office and was fine
NateB79
@asby: Maybe it’s when you have them taken out younger, or it’s all BS. I had mine taken out and I had IV sedation and I came to and left. I’ve never even gotten like that on Nitrous. Not sure what it does to teen brains lol.
stranded
@NateB79: My cynical side says its all BS. Ever since that video of that kid coming back from the dentist, you know the video, where he says, “Is this real life?” I feel like since that video people have been uploading these types for the same type of attention. The non-cynical part would think there might be a new type of pain killer that causes these hallucinations. I had mine taken out, and just like you, i woke up and was fine during the drive home.
1EqualityUSA
Is it too late for an abortion?
NoCagada
@1EqualityUSA: It was aborted. That’s the result.
NoCagada
@1EqualityUSA: As they say: “STOP ABORTION! SUCK A DICK FOR JESUS!”
iggy6666
Looks like mommy was trying to score another repeat of the week youtube hit. .I really wish people didn’t think every little fart and cough is worthy of going viral.
o.codone
“Dr. French isn’t American, so what does he know”? Interesting what comes out of this kids mouth when the filter is turned off. But yeah, he’s trying too hard to be cute. Which isn’t cute.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Sorry no post dental delirum can ever surpass the abdolute loopy “David after the dentist”
If you never saw that one quickly use the Googles………….