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Boy Scouts To Offer New Badge In Sex Education

Well I’m not sure there’s actually a badge to be collected, but the Boy Scouts in Britain are preparing to brainwash their 14-18-year-olds with sex education classes “to help tackle the country’s high rates of sexually transmitted diseases.” This will go nicely with the Boy Scouts’ lessons in knot tying, which are given to help tackle the country’s high rate of Velcro. The “My Body, My Choice” program will feature a “condom quiz” and a “sexually transmitted infections” card game, though I think the best way to teach people about the nasty things they can catch from each other is with a game of Memory and grotesquely illustrated photos of said infections. Surely the British Scouts, though, will know the difference between educating kids about sex and showing them how to do it.

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