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Boys Grind On You, Kimye Gets Engaged, Jessica Lange Leaving “American Horror Story” & More!

- It’s been a while since we’ve had a meme featuring shirtless boys in compromising, relentlessly homoerotic situations. Thanks, Grindrgrind on me.”

Jake Gyllenhaal is the latest star to join the “starving for my art and/or an Oscar” club.

Kill Your Darlings director John Krokidas said the one thing he learned from promoting the movie is to “stop Googling myself.” I learned the same thing after my roommate walked in on me Googling myself freshman year.

- Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are engaged so get ready for the wedding of the century and the divorce of three weeks later.

- Meanwhile, her engagement ring is the size of my apartment.

Jessica Lange has one more season of American Horror Story in her, then she’s calling it quits.

- Betty White came in like a wrecking ball. She never fell so hard in love. Except that time Bea Arthur ”accidentally” pushed her down a flight of stairs during that Valentine’s Day clip show on The Golden Girls:

By:           Les Fabian Brathwaite
On:           Oct 22, 2013
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  • 8 Comments
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      well, actually, none of them are “my favourites”.. I’m simply not into straight boys.

      but what exactly are they doing, auditioning for porn?

      Oct 22, 2013 at 6:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • EvonCook
      EvonCook

      Think I would spread ‘em for any one of them, not just for my own pleasure but to teach them what I’ve successfully shown several straight guys –just how good a guy-fuck can be! Half the fear of the bigots is that if the prohibition and condemnation that keep the “gay” topic, never mind the man-to-man experience, in the shadows of fear and loathing should ever fail or be completely eroded, guys would quickly catch on how hot, easy and pleasurable gay sex is! I can attest that heteros actually have a valid fear about that. Guy sex is great and the more that get a taste of it the more will love it!

      Oct 23, 2013 at 2:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rockery
      Rockery

      Q!! No one wants to see those teenagers rub themselves on the floor

      Oct 23, 2013 at 2:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • timelord89
      timelord89

      I hate that meme, every door I open at work has lead to teenage boys trying to make grind on me vines. And some of my students thought it funny to post a video of me having a seizure as a failed gring on me vine. I am only 7 years older than them, I don’t remember being this ridiculous as a teenager.

      Oct 23, 2013 at 4:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • litper
      litper

      @Mike, how do you know they’re “straight”?

      I agree with Evon. Many “straight” boys are still so scared of being labeled as “gay” but many do enjoy gay sex secretly

      Oct 23, 2013 at 4:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      @litper: I think you missed a part of my post: “I’m not into straight BOYS”. I like men, 18yr olds don’t do it for me.

      the article asked “which is your favourite”. well, none are. I don’t get off on kids. particularly stupid kids who look like they’re auditioning for a porn movie.

      Oct 23, 2013 at 9:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • frubino
      frubino

      I do not understand this one … what you a stupid idea?

      Oct 23, 2013 at 10:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Demonic darian
      Demonic darian

      This has got to be one of the dumest things ive seen. I thought i would never miss those harlem shake videos sadly i was wrong.

      Oct 23, 2013 at 6:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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