"Our actor needed a massage and made some calls and the next thing you know our actor is getting massaged out in West Hollywood. Well, it turns out our actor was enjoying this massage quite a lot and the next thing you know our actor is getting orally serviced by his male massage therapist. Our actor pays for the massage, but doesn't leave a tip." Unfortunately for the actor, the masseuse video taped the entire scene. [Gawker]
*Sigh* … massEUR.
Masseuse is female, and you already pointed out the person in question was male.
If it's a male, I think they call him a masseur. ; )
The masseur will get rich from the video if it is Robert Downey, if it's Dom Deluise, forget it.
Damn you, Edwoody.
Stop beating my posts by a few minutes…that…one time.
I get so bored of these blind items, either print the name or don't bother with the story. It's like that stupid "Toothy Tiles" saga in Ted Cassablancas column which is why none of us read it anymore.
Must have been some male massage theray to have been given by a masseuse. J'appris que vous n'etudisse jamais le francais.
Toothy Tile was interesting for awhile. I actually thought it was Ryan Reynolds at first. Too bad it wasn't, I don't read Ted Casablancas because he writes so annoyingly wordy and colorful. It borders on gay nursery rhymes.
It's Nicholas Cage.
Ewww, Nic Cage is gross. I would hurl if I saw that. Who would go down on that?
This is just creepy.
I didn't even know you were supposed to tip masseurs. They're so damn expensive as it is (and I'm talking the legitimate ones), and most only take cash, so why would we add 10-20% on the top of that?