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Brandonna Summer Is Here To Whip Your Life Into Shape. Let’s Face It, You Need It.

brendonna-summer-1Brandonna Summer means well.

She knows a thing or two about success and glamour and pancakes, and wants nothing more than to spread her womanly wisdom to all the children. But as any great teacher knows, the key to inspiring others is praising yourself. You’ve got to really lay it on thick, too, or else how will anyone know what a good job you’re doing?

There’s a TED talk in there just dying to escape.

In the first episode of Brandonna Summer Says, you’ll get tips on everything form servicing the community (heh), living with balance and a tranquility spa in the south of France that you won’t be able to afford.

If you’re charmed by this voluptuous vixen and want to make your drink a double, check out her Indiegogo campaign for, that’s right — Brandonna Summer Lives, Live!, a new musical extravaganza written by Brandon Alter, who also just so happens to be Brandonna Summer without as much hair and makeup. She’s working hard for the money to make it to the New York Fringe Festival, and we want to see her get there!

Watch episode one, directed by Lauren Lillie and edited by Phillip J. Bartell below:

Brandonna Summer Says, Ep 101– BEING OF SERVICE from Brandon Alter on Vimeo.

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