We've just received the universe-shattering report that after two-years and as many babies, Britney Spears has filed for divorce from Kevin Federline. Journalistic wunderkinds Star Magazine report:
Britney Spears filed a petition for divorce from Kevin Federline on Tuesday, Nov. 7 in Los Angeles County Superior Court, the day after she appeared on David Letterman sporting a hot new hairstyle and a killer new bod.
We sure hope that freedom from the walking sperm bank will cheer her up after losing a $10 million lawsuit.
To commemorate Spears-Federline union, here's a clip from happier times. We say happier because watching a stoned Spears talk about her sore jaw makes us happy.
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federline has been "brited"
i really think it is inappropriate to break this news on a blog….it is too earth shattering. this could create havoc, and cause people not to be able to vote.
i am heartbroken.
jackson
WHAT? Has the world really come to an end. How can this be they were so in love and so talented. I am devastated! Did she dump him because he was gay. I heard he had a profile on http://www.Atomicmen.com as RapBttmBling … can anyone confirm this?
Been looking for it!
I to am heartbroken over this news.
Bob
… oh yeah, and there were some elections today, too. (Just kidding.)
Honestly, I think it's about time. True, their marriage lasted 2 years (a lot longer than some Hollywood marriages), but that was way too long.
Like we couldn't have seen that one coming, what with her previous 24 hour marriage and the fact that he was a sponging drain using her to further his own lame career. And now she's got kids, stretchmarks and is totally white trashed – it will take a Madonna sized miracle for her to make a musical comeback now. I have more respect for a poo-slinging makak. In fact I'm far more likely to buy a record by a poo-slinging makak than I am to ever invest in another Britney album.