Madonna’s keeping that boy in shape like a prized horse. Lord knows he doesn’t have anything else to do while she’s out working and she won’t let him lay around getting fat. She wants his stamina in peak condition so he’s always ready to please her at a moment’s notice.

You can’t help but respect her boss status.

Mar 2, 2009 at 2:48 pm · @Reply · Flag

I’d do the same if I had the money, have some crazy sexy guy who is probably crazy good in bed? how could not? It’s awesome exercise, and if you can afford to keep some “hawtness” around..oh I envy people with money.

Mar 2, 2009 at 3:37 pm · @Reply · Flag

@John: “It’s awesome exercise” lol,to-ta-lly!sign me up for classes pronto

Mar 2, 2009 at 3:47 pm · @Reply · Flag

Trainer/chaperone.

Lol.

Did you hear what Sean Penn supposedly told Madonna when he passed them by after the Oscars? This is from DListed:

“The Sun says that Sean ran into his old bitch Vadge at her Oscars after-party. Vadge had Baby Jesus with her and when she went to thank Sean on his win, he answered,
“Thanks. Another kid already?””

Mar 2, 2009 at 5:53 pm · @Reply · Flag

Demi can date younger but Madonna can’t? what is wrong with this?

Mar 2, 2009 at 7:36 pm · @Reply · Flag