In what sounds like a bad bar joke, a British tourist gave a lift to a Palestinian man he met on Tel Aviv’s beach promenade. The two stopped under a bridge, stripped down, and began to “engage in gay sex acts.” Then the Palestinian guy ejected the Brit from the car, threatened him, and drove off with his car and clothes. The Brit walked naked to a nearby gas station to ask for police help. The cops eventually apprehended the thief who had a history of robberies who is set to appear before Tel Aviv Magistrate’s Court this week. Meanwhile, the British butt of this bad joke flew back to his home country the next day.
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Brit Gets Stripped And Stranded By Gay Sex Robber
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Arkano18
Hahahha, hilarious!
See guys? One-night stands may be dangerous 😀
Fitz
I’ve always wanted to do that to some guy. lol
Pip
god, is it just that all British guys that cute, trim, and well groomed?
Kieran
Where is that picture from? It’s certainly doesn’t look like Tel Aviv to me.
Devon
If that’s him, I feel like I should be thanking the Palestinian guy.
rachel
yeah, i would agree with #4, using a random picture with the article is kind of confusing but that’s what you must have done because there is no way that mossy tree is growing anywhere near tel aviv. also, why identify the criminal as a palestinian? in an area where that ethnic background is demonized, mentioning an irrelevant racial detail in conjunction with a crime just serves to further the discrimination.
Bob R
Wow, sounds like the plot of a couple of porn films I watched during my misspent youth.
dvlaries
Oh, anybody that would rob and strand this sweet-lookin’ baby ought to be arrested. …For stupidity.
OhThoseBrits
Naked or not, they probably knew he was a Brit by his teeth
ProfessorVP
Could have been worse… stripped Simon Cowell.
Rob Moore
I don’t think the picture is of the actual tourist. The background is all wrong for Israel where deciduous forests are not common; there is no sign of a bridge; and who would have been present to take the picture, anyway.
Could the other man be an Israeli Arab? There are a lot of Arabs who are Israeli citizens, but there are not a lot of Palestinians either from the West Bank or Gaza in Israel proper.