Brit-Star War!

There’s something gorgeous about when celebrities talk shit about one another. It’s sort of like when your parents do it, only doesn’t end up requiring massive shrink bills. We were totally tickled, then, to hear that there’s a row between our favorite bad-ass songstress, Lily Allen, and the family Beckham.

Apparently, Ms. Allen – who’s not known for her manners – insists that Victoria “Posh” Beckham doesn’t eat. “I don’t care how much she says that’s her natural weight, it’s bull. She gets photographed every day and doesn’t eat a thing.”

Of course, this doesn’t sit well with David Beckham. At a radio interview, he refused a free single from Lily’s album because of the comments. He says, “She was horrible to Victoria, I won’t have that then.”

Right. What’s he going to listen to? Posh’s music? Now that’s love.