Britney and McCain: Hot New Couple Alert?
John McCain attempted to smear Barack Obama yesterday by comparing the Senator’s popularity to that of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.
Poor MTV Party-loving McCain obviously didn’t realize that he and Spears have similar political beliefs: trusting President George W. Bush.
Could the politician and pop star be sad, misguided soul mates? Our sources say “yes!”
Someone hurry and make a commercial with McCain and Zsa Zsa Gabor and Joan Rivers – really drive the point home.
Poor McCain.. everybody says, ‘it’s fine he doesn’t need the web- that’s what HIS PEOPLE should be doing for him.’ Clearly, even his peeps don’t read the web either. Brit is a long-time ‘publican. Only an idiot would put his own fan in an attack ad on the other guy. What a dunce.