Brody Jenner Loves Getting Homoerotic in the Hot Tub With His Boys
Is sleazy Brody Jenner the closest thing to a gay-friendly reality star this side of The Hills? In his new MTV show Bromance — premiering Dec. 29, where a group of guys compete to be his BFF — not only does the so-called famous actor-something get his wannabe best friends to tear up, but he also eliminates them one-by-one … in the hot tub.
Reports E!’s Marc Malkin: “Jenner purposely put his wannabe buddies into some compromising and rather uncomfortable situations because he thinks it forced them to show their true characters. For instance, the elimination takes place as they sit knee to knee in a hot tub. ‘It’s kind of homoerotic and I love people saying that,’ Jenner says in all seriousness, adding, ‘I’m cool with my sexuality and the gender that I like and I have a beautiful girlfriend. That’s why I feel so comfortable with having these awkward guy moments.’”
And it wouldn’t be a reality show without a token gay:
Same-Sex Spoiler Alert: There is a token gay guy among the competitors, Michael, but the poor sap never even made it to the first elimination round. In the premiere episode, airing Dec. 29, Michael is shown packing his bags and leaving the frat house (where else do you think they would live?) shortly after filming. He explained to Jenner he was disappointed to find that Bromance was more Animal House than The Hills.
“He was really excited about being on the show,” Sleazy T says of Michael. “He got really groomed.”
So groomed that Delgado nicknamed him Eyebrow Mike, a moniker the eyebrow-plucked Michael apparently didn’t appreciate.
“He was waxed and all ready to go,†Jenner says, “but he thought he was going to meet Lauren Conrad.”
Who IS Brody Jenner? Never even heard of him. Guess I’m old.
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Brody is a hotpiece off ass. I would sign up for that hot tub anytime
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@ask ena:
He is the male Paris Hilton, and a general waste of space.
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I know he’s King Douche, but dear GOD is he foxy.
Definitely a BILFAAB (Boy I’d Like to F*** After A Brainectomy).
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i hope he doesn’t follow in his dad’s footsteps and have all that bad plastic surgery. Bruce Jenner is scary looking!!
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There exists another aspect of homosexuality often ascribed to the act of two or more of the same sex embracing in intercourse. This behavior is debated among top researchers and experimenters to be either an abomination of God or the most fabulous lifestyle in modern culture.
Its origins are obscure and relatively unknown, but the first documented traces of this behavior appear during the Greco-Roman era, but at the time it was referred to as “wrestling.” The Greeks, of course, were all gay as modern playwrights. Somtimes people say that homosexuality is wrong. We pitty these people. They are the people who enjoy to watch the grandmother touchin her dog. Laugh at them
Famous Homosexuals :
Elton John
John Winston Howard
Fred Phelps
Mullah Omar
Gore Vidal
Oscar Wilde
Adolf Hitler
George W. Bush
Benito Mussolini
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(etienne, after reading several of your posts, i have to assume that you are either a) high, or b) an elaborate construct of phishing software.
or perhaps my fears of dystopia have arrived, and you are both. in any case, go away.)
anyway, brenner is also kim kardashian’s step-brother. and is famous for being the erstwhile love-interest of a reality star. is he employed?
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@ChristopherM: Yeah, but he’s an utterly bangable waste, innit.
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Wasn’t Bruce Jenner reported to have a huge schlong?
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BFF? Doesn’t that mean Best Friend Forever? Who on God’s Green Earth would want to be stuck with that publicity whore for all eternity. I guess the “fruit” never falls far from the “fruit” tree, does it Brucie-kins?
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How is this news? A failtastic attempt at homoeroticism?
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Google Brody Jenner Batman Halloween pictures and you’ll see that he is blessed
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Okay, I Googled him, but I have to tell you, I think Rodrigo Valle’s Morning wood, sorry goods, is more impressive.
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We love Bruce! We love ANT. I can’t believe I missed a show with both of them! Dang. But ANT’s website -http://www.antcomic.com -
talks about a movie called Sister, Mary!, he and Bruce are co-starring in. Should be camp-a-licious! Love Queerty~!
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ooops thta’s
http://www.antcomic.com/blog/
sorry bout that.
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I can see the “elimination scene” now: First guy to pop a boner has to “pack his hair gel.”