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Brody Jenner Loves Getting Homoerotic in the Hot Tub With His Boys

Is sleazy Brody Jenner the closest thing to a gay-friendly reality star this side of The Hills? In his new MTV show Bromance — premiering Dec. 29, where a group of guys compete to be his BFF — not only does the so-called famous actor-something get his wannabe best friends to tear up, but he also eliminates them one-by-one … in the hot tub.

Reports E!’s Marc Malkin: “Jenner purposely put his wannabe buddies into some compromising and rather uncomfortable situations because he thinks it forced them to show their true characters. For instance, the elimination takes place as they sit knee to knee in a hot tub. ‘It’s kind of homoerotic and I love people saying that,’ Jenner says in all seriousness, adding, ‘I’m cool with my sexuality and the gender that I like and I have a beautiful girlfriend. That’s why I feel so comfortable with having these awkward guy moments.’”

And it wouldn’t be a reality show without a token gay:

Same-Sex Spoiler Alert: There is a token gay guy among the competitors, Michael, but the poor sap never even made it to the first elimination round. In the premiere episode, airing Dec. 29, Michael is shown packing his bags and leaving the frat house (where else do you think they would live?) shortly after filming. He explained to Jenner he was disappointed to find that Bromance was more Animal House than The Hills.

“He was really excited about being on the show,” Sleazy T says of Michael. “He got really groomed.”

So groomed that Delgado nicknamed him Eyebrow Mike, a moniker the eyebrow-plucked Michael apparently didn’t appreciate.

“He was waxed and all ready to go,” Jenner says, “but he thought he was going to meet Lauren Conrad.”

By:           editor editor
On:           Dec 15, 2008
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  • 21 Comments
    • No. 1 · gaycurmudgeon

      I can see the “elimination scene” now: First guy to pop a boner has to “pack his hair gel.”

      Dec 15, 2008 at 4:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 2 · GayBobVT

      I’d sign up to be the tokin’ gay.

      Dec 15, 2008 at 4:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 3 · ask ena

      Who IS Brody Jenner? Never even heard of him. Guess I’m old.

      Dec 15, 2008 at 6:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 4 · TBSJR

      Brody is a hotpiece off ass. I would sign up for that hot tub anytime

      Dec 15, 2008 at 6:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 5 · ChristopherM

      @ask ena:

      He is the male Paris Hilton, and a general waste of space.

      Dec 15, 2008 at 6:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 6 · Mike

      I know he’s King Douche, but dear GOD is he foxy.

      Definitely a BILFAAB (Boy I’d Like to F*** After A Brainectomy).

      Dec 15, 2008 at 10:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 7 · kl

      Isn’t he related to Bruce Jenner some way?

      Dec 15, 2008 at 11:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 8 · kl

      bruce jenner family?

      Dec 15, 2008 at 11:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 9 · mpwilson

      @kl: Yeah.. he’s his son I believe. The entire family was on a reality show a few years back, which is how Brody started to make a name for himself.

      Dec 16, 2008 at 12:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 10 · luke

      i hope he doesn’t follow in his dad’s footsteps and have all that bad plastic surgery. Bruce Jenner is scary looking!!

      Dec 16, 2008 at 1:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 11 · Thor

      He has the most adorable face ever. I just want to pinch it like some old crazy aunt.

      Ya the show is going to be crap. Though the next season of real world looks pretty good actually.

      Dec 16, 2008 at 1:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 12 · Etienne St.Jean

      There exists another aspect of homosexuality often ascribed to the act of two or more of the same sex embracing in intercourse. This behavior is debated among top researchers and experimenters to be either an abomination of God or the most fabulous lifestyle in modern culture.

      Its origins are obscure and relatively unknown, but the first documented traces of this behavior appear during the Greco-Roman era, but at the time it was referred to as “wrestling.” The Greeks, of course, were all gay as modern playwrights. Somtimes people say that homosexuality is wrong. We pitty these people. They are the people who enjoy to watch the grandmother touchin her dog. Laugh at them

      Famous Homosexuals :

      Elton John
      John Winston Howard
      Fred Phelps
      Mullah Omar
      Gore Vidal
      Oscar Wilde
      Adolf Hitler
      George W. Bush
      Benito Mussolini

      Dec 16, 2008 at 3:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 13 · dgz

      (etienne, after reading several of your posts, i have to assume that you are either a) high, or b) an elaborate construct of phishing software.

      or perhaps my fears of dystopia have arrived, and you are both. in any case, go away.)

      anyway, brenner is also kim kardashian’s step-brother. and is famous for being the erstwhile love-interest of a reality star. is he employed?

      Dec 16, 2008 at 5:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 14 · Darth Paul

      @ChristopherM: Yeah, but he’s an utterly bangable waste, innit.

      Dec 16, 2008 at 10:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 15 · Peking Duck

      Wasn’t Bruce Jenner reported to have a huge schlong?

      Dec 16, 2008 at 2:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 16 · Insideguy

      BFF? Doesn’t that mean Best Friend Forever? Who on God’s Green Earth would want to be stuck with that publicity whore for all eternity. I guess the “fruit” never falls far from the “fruit” tree, does it Brucie-kins?

      Dec 17, 2008 at 4:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 17 · concretepinata

      How is this news? A failtastic attempt at homoeroticism?

      Dec 17, 2008 at 12:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 18 · BrodyIsHuge

      Google Brody Jenner Batman Halloween pictures and you’ll see that he is blessed

      Dec 17, 2008 at 9:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 19 · RCFinSF

      Okay, I Googled him, but I have to tell you, I think Rodrigo Valle’s Morning wood, sorry goods, is more impressive.

      Dec 18, 2008 at 6:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 20 · Jeff Green

      We love Bruce! We love ANT. I can’t believe I missed a show with both of them! Dang. But ANT’s website -http://www.antcomic.com -
      talks about a movie called Sister, Mary!, he and Bruce are co-starring in. Should be camp-a-licious! Love Queerty~!

      Dec 23, 2008 at 1:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No. 21 · Jeff Green

      ooops thta’s
      http://www.antcomic.com/blog/

      sorry bout that.

      Dec 23, 2008 at 1:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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