Brownback's Anti-Gay Baptists Are Psycho!
And Hilarious!
 

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The politically-devoted folk over at Baptists for Brownback (as in anti-gay presidential hopeful Sam Brownback) must win Box Turtle Bulletin's righteous, riotous LaBarbera Award for this letter to their "gentle readers":

Last night one of our astute members sent me the link to a disturbing article written by “Joe” at a blog called Joe.My.God. Joe, as it would seem, enjoys a semi-celebrity status in the homosexual circle for his irreverent and profane take on our Conservative and Christian America. Joe’s blog, a profane left-wing farce read if I ever saw one, left me speechless. It is hard to fathom that even the worst of our society, the sodomites, would consider the vulgar and often blasphemous tone of Joe’s ramblings entertaining. Then again, given that his target audience has turned their back on decency and natural law, and chosen a sinful lifestyle, I really shouldn’t be surprised.

So, what did these pious politicos entitled this lovely missive? "Homosexual Blog Joe.My.God. Should Be Deleted and the Author Arrested". Because blogs can be arrested.

Congratulations, Sam Brownback, you've got the dumb fuck vote!

(PS: Two things. First, Baptists For Brownback also have a list of "Hell Bound" folk. Second, we've got some bad news…)

Comments (17)

No. 1 · Dawster

"Joe’s blog, a profane left-wing farce read if I ever saw one, left me speechless. It is hard to fathom that even the worst of our society, the sodomites, would consider the vulgar and often blasphemous tone of Joe’s ramblings entertaining"

i have to say… i'm a little turned on….

Posted: Aug 14, 2007 at 12:56 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · hisurfer

Morning boys.

The website is a satire.

Posted: Aug 14, 2007 at 12:58 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · nycstudman

Um, I'd be careful who I call "dumbfucks." The site is satiricial. It's making fun of baptists, Brownback, etc.

If you want to see some clueless dumbfucks, maybe you should look in the mirror.

Posted: Aug 14, 2007 at 12:58 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · WWH

It seemed so over the top, especially the prayer. I guess I'm a dumb fuck, b/c I thought it was for real and way praying that Queerty would end up on it next!

Posted: Aug 14, 2007 at 1:05 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · thatguyfromboston

It's from the fine folks that brought us Landoverbaptist.com

Posted: Aug 14, 2007 at 1:09 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Jon

The Brownback website is the funniest shit I've seen in a longtime. It turned me onto some great websites. Http://www.turdonastick.com and http://www.cruel.com are great. I would have never heard of them if it weren't for the douchebags at the Brownback website.

Posted: Aug 14, 2007 at 1:09 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Homosexual Blog Joe.My.God. Should Be Deleted and the Author Arrested « Baptists For Brownback 2008

[...] hatch we have a whole new slew of homosexuals coming in through the back door. A site called "Queerity" has posted a link to this article. Jesus above help us that we may bring them to their senses and away from that awful lifestyle [...]

Posted: Aug 14, 2007 at 1:29 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · james_boston

Uh…this isn't the first time that the Queerty editors thought something that wasn't true was true. I can't tell if it's a lack of a sense of humor, sloppy journalism, or senility.

Probably all of the above.

Posted: Aug 14, 2007 at 2:44 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · james_boston

Oh…but thanks for the link Queerty. It's an awesome site. I suggest you go thru it so you can learn how to give some good sarcasm.

Posted: Aug 14, 2007 at 2:47 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · nycstudman

James:just plain sloppy. I guess we should give them the benefit of the doubt,all that posting all the time and all. But really, this one was so obvious! It's embarassing.

Posted: Aug 14, 2007 at 3:03 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 11 · Dawster

to be fair, there isn't an easily accessible read that clearly states the site is satire (unlike Landoverbaptist.org and BettyBowers.com).

for a long while, i thought GodHatesFags.com was satire, a huge joke… there just wasn't any way something like that could be real. I kept waiting for the punchline, and all i got were protests at funerals.

i just checked the site quickly for the fine print… and found little.

then again, it could have been a ploy by Queerty to see how many of you bit.

Posted: Aug 14, 2007 at 3:18 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 12 · nycstudman

sorry, but that site screamed satire. look at the "ads" on the right.

Posted: Aug 14, 2007 at 3:22 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 13 · james_boston

The ads and the links…they link to places like andrew sullivan's blog for god's sake. Granted it's not terribly funny sarcasm but it's totally tongue-in-cheek. They link to the Christian Dental Society too…now that's the funniest and freakiest thing I've seen all week, including anything on Queerty.

http://www.christiandental.org/

Posted: Aug 14, 2007 at 3:49 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 14 · itssatire

It's completely a lampoon. There are places where they reminisce over being in Landover. You that believed have been pwned lol. Best shit I have read in a while. One guy called Nick was so fucking stupid he was screaming at them. I tried to warn but they have words like satire and parody blotted out.
It's a great read lmao

Posted: Aug 14, 2007 at 6:12 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 15 · sugar

This is pretty funny too. Some of the comments are pretty good.

http://www.turdonastick.com/20.....back-2008/

Posted: Aug 14, 2007 at 11:35 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 16 · sugar

Baptists for Brownback have a myspace site! Let's become their friend….haha!

http://www.myspace.com/baptistsforbrownback2008

Posted: Aug 15, 2007 at 3:25 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 17 · james_boston

Fuck Obama girl…how could Queerty ignore Brownback girl? Liberal media bias, no doubt!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APZMV9leyMA

Posted: Aug 15, 2007 at 3:49 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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