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Browne, Ford: Who’s The Better Man?

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The New York Times style section today tackles a big, hard, throbbing sartorial debate:

If Thom Browne has come to represent sartorial arrested development, the proponent of a kind of masculinity that suggests one is never sexier than when being carded, Tom Ford is a throwback to a different manliness. In one of those funny confluences that retailers like Bergdorf Goodman are seemingly built to showcase, the two designers and their variant ideas of how men should dress now find themselves cheek by jowl.

We suggest Browne and Ford settle this the old fashioned way: naked oil wrestling.

It’s only fair…

[PS: For those of you not in the fashion know, Ford’s design is on the left, while Browne’s short-legged suit can be seen on the right.]

By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           May 22, 2008
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  • 10 Comments
    • Darth Paul
      Darth Paul

      Ford all the way. That Browne ensemble is an abomination.

      May 22, 2008 at 9:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • urban bohemian
      urban bohemian

      “one is never sexier than when being carded”

      Don’t care for Browne’s taste, however the phrase ‘age-appropriate clothing’ is being bandied about among my friends and I think the reviewer’s phrase above seems to be sinking in when it comes to where older gays choose to shop.

      Between those photos, however, Ford hands down. Between the photos of the designers? BROWNE. :-)

      May 22, 2008 at 9:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ILOVEZ
      ILOVEZ

      I picked FORD! He is HOT too!
      http://www.ilovezeren.com

      May 22, 2008 at 10:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dom
      Dom

      They both look like dorks, especially the one on the right. He looks like Pee Wee Herman. Now, I love Pee Wee, but I’ll be damned if I’ll dress like him. But the idea of Ford and Browne oil wrestling: FUCK YEAH! Both are a lot hotter than their designs.

      May 22, 2008 at 10:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ggreen
      ggreen

      What a pair of choices, the “Emma Peel” look with a cinched waist pinstripe gangster suit or Pee Wee Herman goes to Good Humor college. I love men that look like men, not metro sexuals, Emos, girly Sex in the City looks, et. al.

      May 22, 2008 at 12:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Matt
      Matt

      Thom Browne clothing is hideous. If you want a laugh – look at the video on style.com of Thom jogging in central park wearing a sweater and shoes. What a dip shit.

      May 22, 2008 at 1:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • abelincoln
      abelincoln

      I always hated when I had to wear my little brother’s “hand me ups” coz the pants always fit like the Pee Wee pants. I’d rather wear clamdiggers.

      May 22, 2008 at 2:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Casper Odschild
      Casper Odschild

      Well I think this is a pretty easy debate since they tackle completely different target markets really. Browne plays with proportion and Ford goes for the classic look, and both pull their thing of very well with their brands.

      I do however think that Tom Fords perfume ads compared to his sartorial take is something we should discuss, I can’t see how that makes sense from a brand value standpoint.

      May 23, 2008 at 3:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • pickles
      pickles

      I’ll give it to Thom Browne.. in the oil wrestling championship. He’s real, creative, and HOT. His legs are incredible.

      Tom Ford is just kind of cheezy. He’s great for the types that want to get married shirtless on a yacht in loafers. Not sexy. Just camp. The only point goes to TF for running ads in BUTT magazine. I’d toss the stanky perfume.. but I’d eat his oily arse for sure!

      May 25, 2008 at 1:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gordon
      gordon

      I have the body and face for Mr Browne’s work but I wish I could pull off/afford Mr. Ford’s work.

      May 27, 2008 at 9:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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