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Bryan Fischer Says Jason Collins’ Career Is Over, Nobody Listens

Screen shot 2013-04-30 at 6.35.02 PMChristian talk show host Bryan Fischer has some opinions on Jason Collins’ recent coming out, and thankfully, Right Wing Watch has posted a video summarizing the worst of his commentary, probably because nobody else was listening.

Fischer believes that the Sports Illustrated piece announcing Collins’ sexuality is pretty much an obituary for his career. Contrary to the overwhelming support the newly open NBA player received yesterday, Fischer is pretty sure Collins will eventually be rejected by fellow players and their wives for “eyeballing” them in the shower.

Furthermore, Fischer thinks Collins’ wandering eyes will keep him from getting a job at all next year.

He continues:

“Now, I will guarantee you that, if the ownership of whatever team was thinking about bringing him back, or thinking about trading for him, and they go to the players on that team, and they say ‘how do you feel about an out, active, homosexual being in the same locker room, sharing the same shower facilities with you?’ they’d say ‘no way – I do not want some guy, a teammate, eyeballing me in the shower, and my wife does not want that.’”

Funny how Jason Collins has been playing in the NBA for 12 years, never once being accused of “eyeballing” his teammates’ junk in the shower.

But who listens to this guy anyway? He’s just bitter about being the victim of excessive side-eyes, never an “eyeball.”

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Apr 30, 2013
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  • 17 Comments
    • balehead
      balehead

      Jason’s 34..wasn’t it over before he came out?…Kinda up there to keep playing..

      Apr 30, 2013 at 6:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scribe38
      Scribe38

      @balehead: He still wants to play… It who be nice if he could hold on a season or two, if only as a role model that it can be done.

      Apr 30, 2013 at 6:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dakotahgeo
      Dakotahgeo

      We can only be grateful Bryan Flash… errr, Fischer doesn’t play any sports.
      He’s a bad enough christian… what on earth would he do in sports?!

      Apr 30, 2013 at 6:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bp196
      bp196

      Great, nice playing the all gay men just hit on straight men card.

      Apr 30, 2013 at 7:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ouragannyc
      ouragannyc

      And I’m sure Bryan Fisher is not a homophobe because he has many gay friends…
      ;-)

      Apr 30, 2013 at 7:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • flipper
      flipper

      Who listens to this guy, you ask? You do, queerty. You keep printing his comments. Please stop. It devalues your publication.

      Apr 30, 2013 at 8:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • yaoming
      yaoming

      I’d never heard of this freak until Queerty brought him up. Scr?w him.

      Apr 30, 2013 at 9:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dakotahgeo
      Dakotahgeo

      @yaoming: Noooooooooooooooo… never!!!! LOLOL… thanks, yaoming!

      Apr 30, 2013 at 9:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DOFEK
      DOFEK

      Fischer, why dose it sound you think you are white?. You are just another mother fucker American, Christian that should exterminated in concentration caps. AdamHomo

      May 1, 2013 at 12:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Harley
      Harley

      It’s been proven str8 men who are secure in their sexuality have no problems with gay men. However, “str8″ men who are homophobic ALWAYS flunk the ol’ “penile plethograph” test. Proving homophobes are homosexual. Self loathing and psychologically damaged homosexuals who were beaten and abuse by their parents while growing up. Pray for them as they are in need of prayers (I.e. psychological counseling). Religious conviction is the sickness. Homosexuality is not.

      May 1, 2013 at 5:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cody j
      cody j

      I often wondered what happened to ‘MR. Bluster’ the senile old man (puppet)who was always menacing Howdy Doody……going off on various inane diatribes..well I see he is back, must admit, tho, they’ve gotten pretty good about hiding the strings attached to b.fischers arms,

      May 1, 2013 at 7:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ted72
      ted72

      @flipper: I agree!

      May 1, 2013 at 8:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jwrappaport
      jwrappaport

      I just noticed the Constitution behind him. What a grotesque bastardization.

      May 1, 2013 at 9:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dakotahgeo
      Dakotahgeo

      @cody j: LOLOL… Right on!!

      May 1, 2013 at 9:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Volvoguy
      Volvoguy

      Just because you see a guy naked in the
      shower doesn’t mean you want to have sex with him.
      Contrary to misbelief not all want to have sex with
      everyone they see, Just The cute ones!!!

      May 1, 2013 at 11:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Captain proton
      Captain proton

      But who listens to this guy anyway?

      Quite right. If it weren’t for Queerty I wouldn’t know this guy exists.
      Why do you guys listen to him?

      May 2, 2013 at 12:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dakotahgeo
      Dakotahgeo

      @Captain proton: Because Mr. Bluster-Fischer is very cheap entertainment, and we need someone to make us cleanse our nasal passages while splurting our coffee in our noses with laughter.

      May 2, 2013 at 11:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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