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Bryan Fischer’s Warning To Gay Recruits: You Don’t Get To Quit If You Don’t Get Any Ass

Conservative groups, simply as a public service, may want to sound this message far and wide out of simple, straightforward compassion, just in order to protect potential homosexual soldiers from themselves and from the distressing discovery that they just kissed off a handy exit option that nobody else had. The more this message resounds, the fewer homosexuals will want to enlist. It’s one thing to be gay, and say, hey, I’ll give it a few weeks and then bail if I don’t like the food, can’t get enough action in the barracks, or thought I’d enjoy ogling male soldiers in the shower more than I did. Those days are now shortly to be a distant memory for our homosexual friends. They enlist, they’re stuck with the whole program just like everybody else.

—The American Family Association’s Bryan Fischer, ever the public servant, wants America’s homosexuals to know that joining the U.S. armed forces isn’t for pussies [via]

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