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Bryan Fischer’s Warning To Gay Recruits: You Don’t Get To Quit If You Don’t Get Any Ass

Conservative groups, simply as a public service, may want to sound this message far and wide out of simple, straightforward compassion, just in order to protect potential homosexual soldiers from themselves and from the distressing discovery that they just kissed off a handy exit option that nobody else had. The more this message resounds, the fewer homosexuals will want to enlist. It’s one thing to be gay, and say, hey, I’ll give it a few weeks and then bail if I don’t like the food, can’t get enough action in the barracks, or thought I’d enjoy ogling male soldiers in the shower more than I did. Those days are now shortly to be a distant memory for our homosexual friends. They enlist, they’re stuck with the whole program just like everybody else.

—The American Family Association’s Bryan Fischer, ever the public servant, wants America’s homosexuals to know that joining the U.S. armed forces isn’t for pussies [via]

By:           JD
On:           Dec 23, 2010
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  • 29 Comments
    • jasun mark
      jasun mark

      Yeah. We spent a whole generation fighting to get into the army so we could get free food and check out cocks in the shower.

      Are these fucking Christians Fucking Serious? Holy. Fucking. Fuck.

      Dec 23, 2010 at 1:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • John
      John

      Noted, Bryan. Btw, I served in uniform and never had such expectations. I don’t see where you served a day in your life, let alone have even a clue about what the hell you are talking about. Why is that?

      Dec 23, 2010 at 1:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MatthewCA
      MatthewCA

      This is funny. If you’re joining a branch of the military to try and get some action or to be a voyeur, you have a hardcore fetish! I mean that’s hardcore. I think role-play and niche sites would generally suffice. This just cracks me up. “I may die in a war, go through hell in training, but I have a chance at sex? Sign me up!” These right-wingers, they are freakier than furries that are in to Insane Clown Posse.

      Dec 23, 2010 at 2:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spike
      Spike

      Well bless his heart. Must be frustrating to see so much of your hard work come up empty. HA HA HA. Best part is that the clown still doesn’t realize that this nonsense did more to push the 70% general public into supporting the repeal then the gay community could ever have accomplished.

      Thank you Mr. Fisher! Job well done! Lets hope you are have as successful stopping marriage equality.

      Dec 23, 2010 at 2:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kev C
      Kev C

      The (get out of jail card) theory has long been disproved by people who tried it. It doesn’t work, it’s never worked. To use a stereotype to rebutt his stereotypes, Max Klinger from M.A.S.H.

      Dec 23, 2010 at 2:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hyhybt
      Hyhybt

      Never mind that straight people could also get out by pretending to be gay… which seems reason enough *by itself* to get rid of the policy.

      Dec 23, 2010 at 2:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike in London UK
      Mike in London UK

      Gosh what a nice man.

      Remind me to send him to the front so he can FIGHT like the rest of the soldiers (regardless of their orientation).

      Dec 23, 2010 at 2:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brentinpdx
      Brentinpdx

      “The American Family Association’s Bryan Fischer, ever the public servant, wants America’s homosexuals to know that joining the U.S. armed forces isn’t for pussies”
      What a fuckin ignorant backwards upside down piece of human shit.. does he really think that the gay and lesbian personel that HAVE, HAD or are CURRENTLY serving all branches of our military are pussies because they are gay?

      Dec 23, 2010 at 2:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kernelt
      kernelt

      you know what Fischer, Fuck you and all those like YOU!

      I enlist because I wanted to seek the opportunity this country arm service had to offer and all else for this great nation that had has offered me so much..

      It is not easy to get through bootcamp and training school, so these moron need to shut the fuck up. The military have high standard that if violate could resolve in discharge, so staying is harder than getting out..

      P.S. no one should reject the request to serve when the country is calling for help. Because remember it is what you can do for your country not what your country can do for you if there isn’t one..

      Dec 23, 2010 at 2:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Andy
      Andy

      Let’s make a deal: they can assassinate Julian Assange, if we assassinate a few hundred of these sort of assholes.

      Dec 23, 2010 at 3:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries
      dvlaries

      You know, it seems logical that some of these clowns like Fischer might have a kid or two that have escaped the brainwashing by their celebrity parent, and just want to find somewhere to hide every time dad opens his stupid fucking mouth in public.

      I wonder if Meghan McCain is hearing her father rant “I don’t care how they voted, you’re still wrong about this…?” I hope she’s not stuck with her sore-loser dad for the entire holiday.

      Dec 23, 2010 at 4:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • justiceontherocks
      justiceontherocks

      This kind of talk will not help military recruiting.

      Dec 23, 2010 at 4:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • codyj
      codyj

      Indeed he is FKD UP INSANE P.O.S. I came ‘home’ with ONE ear,and a broken wrist (dirty jump)and I was a 20 yr ..say nothing of our current soldiers,and what they go thru ,and come home with (or without). Its my fondest wish, that bigots-nutcases like you and your AFA ROT in HELL, for eternity.

      Dec 23, 2010 at 4:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • stevenelliot
      stevenelliot

      somewhere in mississippi, there is a little, blue-rinsed, grandma. Since she has retired, the woman has nothing better to do but fill her days in front of the tube watching the 700 club and fox news.

      And now she is writing a check. The money coming from her monthly social security. And shes attaching her last ‘forever’ stamp that her good grandson Billy drove her to the post office to purchase. You know shes not driving anymore since her sight is failing. Good ole Billy, who joined the army, whos gonna make something of himself. Cause you know “we aint a rich family” and Billys daddy ran off. And his mom works at the convenience store cause she’s still got two kids at home.

      But Billy made it out! But now Billy’s gonna be raped in the army by homosexuals! So she’s sending that check to the good man on the TV. So he can fix things.

      And that man is gonna take that money. and hes gonna use it to live a high life in washington, eating out, and buying cashmere. Poor little ole blue rinsed lady will never know she was suckered…..heheheh

      Dec 23, 2010 at 5:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeffree
      Jeffree

      Ever notice that the bigots talk only about male military recruits, not the women?

      Ever notice that they ignore that there are *already* LGB people in every branch?

      Just wait until Bryan Fischer discovers there are gay & lesbian cops, too!

      Dec 23, 2010 at 5:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott ny'er
      scott ny'er

      @John: @MatthewCA: @Spike: Agree! Agree!! Agree!!!

      It’s one thing if McCain says this but if this douche didn’t serve one day in his life, go thru boot camp, etc. He should just shut it.

      But, I’m glad him and his ilk are as vocally stupid as they are. Hopefully, most of America will SEE this and start realizing how insane these mofos are.

      Dec 23, 2010 at 5:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ChrisM
      ChrisM

      Let’s gather up some gay troops and see if Fischer will have the balls to say this to their faces.

      But I guess we should be thankful for him. Drive like his must be making it more and more obvious to heterosexuals how ridiculous homophobia is.

      Dec 23, 2010 at 5:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • a
      a

      If you get ass, can you quit?

      Dec 24, 2010 at 12:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aaron in Honolulu
      Aaron in Honolulu

      What a dumb fuck.

      Dec 24, 2010 at 6:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Obama DID say DADT would happen on his watch... (John From England)
      Obama DID say DADT would happen on his watch... (John From England)

      @ChrisM:

      This is the thing, why don’t people like Cooper or Maddow get the Choi’s and that Farbervhblahblah guy to have it out with these guys??

      Dec 24, 2010 at 7:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daez
      Daez

      Seriously, this guy is so clueless. If gay guys want to ogle guys, eat food and have sex in the “barracks” they don’t enlist in the military they go to a gay campground or gay bath.

      I don’t see this guy signing up to go a war zone to get access to Afghanistan whores.

      Dec 24, 2010 at 8:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daez
      Daez

      @jasun mark: He is NOT a Christian. He is an insecure closeted fuck abusing religion in order to further his political agenda.

      Dec 24, 2010 at 8:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daez
      Daez

      @dvlaries: I don’t believe for a moment that McCain actually supported DADT behind the scenes. He used it as a key issue to get himself elected. John McCain is the master politician. He reinvents himself every election season. I’m willing to bet in the home he shares more with his daughter than her mother than we all think. However, he can’t exactly make those views public if he wants to remain a Senator of Arizona.

      Dec 24, 2010 at 8:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daez
      Daez

      @codyj: Rotting in hell is to good for this ilk. If they don’t want gays serving openly then they should be forced to the front lines to take the place of those gay and lesbian soldiers. I would love to see Pat Robertson holding a rifle on the front lines for the few moments he would exist.

      Dec 24, 2010 at 8:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ewe
      ewe

      But everyone who is in the know knows there is plenty of available cock and ass in the military.

      Dec 24, 2010 at 10:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nick
      Nick

      I served 25 years, 5 months, and 16 days (USAF) and had no problem “with
      the whole program” I don’t think this guy ever served if he thinks that’s what being in the military is all about.

      Dec 25, 2010 at 1:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TJ Parker
      TJ Parker

      LOL. What an ass. Yeah, lets join the army to get some tail!

      Dec 25, 2010 at 1:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Maxx E Padd
      Maxx E Padd

      Why are so called straight men so concern about dick?

      Dec 29, 2010 at 5:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Matt S
      Matt S

      LMAO. This guy needs to keep talking, and video of it needs to be shown EVERYWHERE. He just goes to show how idiotic his entire group is.

      Dec 30, 2010 at 3:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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