OH NOZE! Conversion therapy has worked so well — especially for fat, bald men — that Current TV's Bryan Safi is a new man. A new, heterosexual man, that is! Say goodbye to That's Gay and say hello to That's Straight. It's butcher, it's badder, and it gets 12X less sex than its previous version.
Fine, We Admit It: Bebe Zahara Benet Is The Shit (22)
· Bryan says: Michael could you pleae be so kind and answer the question we have been asking. Why are... »
Virginia + Maryland’s Governors Are Catholic. And They’re Furious With the Church’s Threats (45)
· Robert, NYC says: Schlukitz, its about time we played their game. It makes me even more resolved to... »
How Long Until Vatican Blames Gays for Irish Catholic Church Molestation: 3, 2, 1 … (11)
· spindoc says: IT’s too late, the church is losing tons of members in Ireland because of their... »
· David says: Just to make sure clear…the Commission that investigated & wrote the Report... »
California’s Vallejo Mayor Osby Davis Sorry Saying Gays Are Sinners is Offensive (35)
· Charles says: Does the Bible ever say that two men or two women CAN’T get married? The Genesis... »
· naghanenu says: It is unfortunate that marriage and its religious rites have been cheapened today... »
Twilight Taylor Lautner Will Neither Confirm Nor Deny He’s a Big Homo (55)
· Peter says: This is ridiculous, leave the guy alone. Really a pathetic article, and a pathetic... »
· jason says: I didn’t deny that there are men who are exclusively straight or gay in... »
Forget the Blowjob: Adam Lambert’s Album Is Good And Selling Gangbusters (43)
· jason says: I liked how Adam sometimes “makes out” with women. It’s like throwing... »
Smiling Bigot Mike Huckabee Worries Gay Marriage Will Destroy Kids’ Minds (39)
· jason says: Gay marriage is monogamy. Therefore, it has nothing to with polygamy. Monogamy... »
Those sad pathetic deluded folks.
What's a twelfth of nothing?
The so-called liberal media only gives this morons air time to appear "balanced" and presenting "both sides."
So why isn't the media interviewing people who would use leeches to cure the swine flu?
Ha ha. Nice little roundup. Cohen is the best.
I always love how the gays are reduced to the "boink, boink" example. Doesn't take into account anything else like feelings, emotions, spirits. Sure I have a dick, but I am a person too.
Bryan Safi and his entire team are geniuses.
"That's straight"