
“Anybody that’s getting bullied in the whole U.S. can shoot me an email at dp@knockoutsgym.com,” says former WWE performer and MMA fighter Daniel Puder, who offers these simple instructions: “You email me, I’ll go fly to your school … and we’ll go talk to the bullies for you.” Yeah. Talk. Maybe GLSEN should put this guy on retainer.
And bring Sassy Gay Friend Brian Gallivan with him.
Oh man if this offer was around when I was in middle school, I would’ve jumped on it immediately. I don’t even want to think about all the money I’ve spent and fought with my health insurance for, just to repair injuries caused by my bullies. Seriously one of them is now a starter for a top tier NCAA football team, he spent 4 years throwing whatever he could find at my head, so yeah my brain is f-d up.
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I can just imagine : “Dear Aryan Superman. DO come to my school to beat up these black gangstas who are picking on me!”
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I am sorry I get carried away with my posts sometimes guys…….You have to realize I am really, really cranky lately. I have been getting barebacked a lot recently at my favorite cruise area. I just love having men fuck my fat ass and dump their loads in my ass. After that, I have to waddle down the stairs to my filthy apartment in my Mommy’s house and sit while the swelling goes down. Being that I am so grossly obese it is tough to find a good position to sit without being in so much pain……..I hope you can understand.
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He has such a nicely shaped torso. Ravish my apple breast with your big mouth, Daniel.
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Give me poster #2′s IP address and I’ll get Daniel Puder to pay him a visit. It’ll turn out to be one of Queerty’s most helpful posts.
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I want Daniel to come console me. He’s got the right tools!