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“Which couple are hiding a rather unorthodox sex secret? Both prefer the same sex and use their ‘showmance’ purely to rake in lucrative advertising deals.” [The Mirror via Gawker]

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By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Oct 28, 2008
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No. 1 · cc

would love it if this were posh and becks

Posted: Oct 28, 2008 at 10:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 2 · Okie

Kermit and Miss Piggy?

Posted: Oct 28, 2008 at 10:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 3 · darek

Jada Pinkeet-Smith and her hubby Will

Posted: Oct 28, 2008 at 11:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 4 · darek

Jada-Pinkett-Smith*

Posted: Oct 28, 2008 at 11:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 5 · Matthew Bardsley

DUH. Heidi and Spencer.

Posted: Oct 28, 2008 at 11:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 6 · Daedalus

“Showmance” suggests some sort of reality TV show. And I wonder if “unorthodox” is also a coded reference to Judaism? Ok, stumped.

Posted: Oct 28, 2008 at 11:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 7 · seitan-on-a-stick · Member · 1138 comments

Carrie Ann and Bruno?

Posted: Oct 28, 2008 at 12:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 8 · Shawn

Since this started in the UK, I’m going to guess that it’s that Jordan and Pete (I think those are their names). He definitely sets off my gaydar. The first time I saw him posed with her and learned they were a couple, I was quite surprised. And they both are very tabloid friendly and will show up for the opening of an envelope.

Posted: Oct 28, 2008 at 1:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 9 · fredo777 · Member · 3010 comments

I’m thinking Heidi + Spencer, too, but the unorthodox line also made me wonder about Judaism, like Daedalus said.

Hmmm

Posted: Oct 28, 2008 at 2:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 10 · kevin

heidi? Spencer? Jordan? Pete? who are these people? I can’t keep up with you rascals! Not sure I want to!

Posted: Oct 28, 2008 at 2:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 11 · Darth Paul

Efron/Hudgens gets my vote. Zac is a Jew…and they’re both showboating retards.

Posted: Oct 28, 2008 at 3:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 12 · Alan down in Florida

I’ll cast my vote with Darth Paul on this one.

Posted: Oct 29, 2008 at 1:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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