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Butt Sex Can Help You With Those Hiccups

APPARENTLY … A previously undiscovered cure for the hiccups has been found: anal sex. Ya hear that, Santorum?

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On:           Aug 12, 2009
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No. 1 · Matt

It’s been years since I’ve had anal sex. Thank god I don’t have hiccups.

Posted: Aug 12, 2009 at 1:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Rick

Hooray for sodomy!

Posted: Aug 12, 2009 at 2:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · taber · Member · 1 comments

Actually, there’s some published medical literature about curing intractable hiccups with rectal stimulation. From the Annals of Emergency Medicine (August 1988, 17(8), p.872):

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A follow-up case study was posted in the Journal of Internal Medicine in February of 1990 (abstract: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pu.....stractPlus)

So it’s worth a try!

Posted: Aug 12, 2009 at 2:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Cam

Actually lets all play a joke on Focus for the Family. Lets tell them all that we aren’t really attracted to members of our own sex. It’s just that there are a lot of guys out there with really bad cases of the hiccups. lol

Posted: Aug 12, 2009 at 4:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Solis

And all this time I’ve been holding my breath for 30 seconds … go figure!

Posted: Aug 12, 2009 at 6:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · M Shane

It’s good for hemeroids and all kinds of mental and cardiovascular problems. It’s the best thing in the whole world, bare none!

Posted: Aug 12, 2009 at 7:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Leeda

This works everytime!

Posted: Aug 13, 2009 at 2:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · galefan2004

If we are going to approach this subject all I can say is thank god for all you bottoms out there, but no one has yet to explain to me the actual “pleasure” you get out of bottoming.

Posted: Aug 13, 2009 at 2:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · galefan2004

@M Shane: Anyone else find it funny that if we were “created to be hetero and not homo” that not only do we have the largest orgasms when the prostate is stimulated through the anus but also anal sex has been proven to be affective in all of these matters. Its almost as if we were designed to enjoy the coupling with males for some reason as a species. I’m thinking that it might just go back to human bonding and the need of an alpha male to lead the tribe and all other males needing to fall into line.

Posted: Aug 13, 2009 at 2:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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